SOME GUYS WHO SAW AFTER LAST SEASON
06.08.09As you know, After Last Season opened in Lancaster, North Aurora, Austin, and Rochester over the weekend. It doesn’t show up on boxofficemojo‘s list of the top 50 highest-grossing movies, which seems to indicate that it earned less than Herb & Dorothy‘s $1000. Which, according to these five guys who saw it in Lancaster, is a shame as it is an experience not to be missed. Some of their observations:
- “If I had to sum it up, I’d say it’s about a lot of blank walls with paper on them. And furniture.”
- “40% of the movie was MS Paint-style graphics.”
- “Another third of that is like still shots, shots of cabinets, of chairs, of paper, tape…”
- “The movie is very effective in that after a while you start to feel schizophrenic.”
- “Most of the movie was set in one room, and by the end of the movie, I still had no idea of what the geography of the room was.”
So far, no one has taken credit for this as a joke, so it just may be the real deal. If you live near where it’s playing, please go see it. The world needs to see this film. As far as I can gather, it’s like if spaghetti cat was an entire movie.
From another review:
We are treated to inane fragments of conversation by characters who have little to do with whatever plot there is, snippets of discussions about towns people have lived in, markets they haven’t been to, computer printers that don’t work. Most of the characters appear to be grad students studying psychology, and some sort of story finally gets underway when Matthew (Jason Kulas) engages Sarah (Peggy McClellan) in the psychology test mentioned above. It’s the usual “tape a computer chip to your temple and read each other’s thoughts, which are represented as blocky geometric computer animation you could have whipped up on your Commodore 64 in 1983″ sort of test.
This. Sounds. Amazing.

And yet hipsters flocked to Away We Go. What the fuck, America?
I have to see this shit.
“has taken credit for it this as a joke”
Har har! Nice tyeping in as far as you did! Ass!
I.
Hate.
My.
Fucking.
Yob.
My boss was blasting the theme from “The Exorcist” for some reason while I watched that. Yeah, I’d go see it.
Are they still claiming this cost $10 million to make, and, if so, is the director named Max Bialystock by any chance?
This is awesome, like when you sneeze and it makes you shart.
Fucking awesome.
*ejaculates in hand, slings rope of jizz at computer screen lasso style*
i’ve watched the trailer about 17 times and each time i feel like alex during the ludovico sequence only i don’t need the eye-opening apparatus as i am glued to the mediocrity of the entire spectacle/debacle. i feel that after several screenings of this movie, everything the viewer experiences in their life afterwards will be fucking off-the-wall exhilirating.
thunderdan22, does your avatar say “My Gunt”?
I’m thinking it’s either a bizarre minimalist mindfuck or someone lost a bet. Or, you know, some combination of both…
“Last guy done has to either make the most uncommercial film ever using nothing more than this old Sparc workstation and printer, or eat the cracker.”
I like doing the Ludovico technique using a brown eye-opening apparatus.
“brown eye-opening apparatus.”
Ruhypnol and tequilla?
I saw this movie on Sunday.
I no longer have cancer.
True story
“brown eye-opening apparatus.”
Ruhypnol and tequilla?
For me, it’s just sweet-talk and a pack of Rolos.
No dawg! I’m talking about somebody else’s brown eye.
*Charlie Bronze is driven past the four reviewers of the Apocrypha, tosses beer cans at them with Buddy the Elf’s snowballing speed and accuracy. ” Hey Whiney Guys! Think fast!”*
It’s like Sexman underwent cell division.
@erswi-Tell me about it. My job usually only lets me pop in and out for a minute or two at a time. Unless I get a bunch of 767′s all lined up in a nice line, then I can pay more attention to the comments or watch a video or two. Oops gotta go, fucking Continental.
“I like doing the Ludovico technique using a brown eye-opening apparatus.”
wouldn’t that be the doodoovico technique?
and my avatar says my giant but now i kinda wish it said my gunt
……………………I GET IT! ITS WONDERFUL *proceeds to david carradine himself*
I’m starting a tribute band called “The Might Be Giant Gunts”.
Who wants in?
im in if i can play the triangle or the piccolo. also, im proficient in the arts of the maraca.
It’s as if “Manos: The Hands of Fate” had a threesome with Qbert and a Scientology infomercial. Do you think they credited the person whose house they broke into to film that?