06.29.09 WELL SMURF ME IN THE SMURF
Now that they’ve literally greenlit a gum wrapper from the 50s, there isn’t much they could make into a movie that would surprise me. Today’s news is that Sony’s 3D, Alvin and the Chipmunks-style Smurfs movie (which everyone had forgotten about and that’s why this is news) has a release date.
Smurfs 3D is scheduled for a December 17, 2010 release. The Colin Brady-directed film was written by David Stem and David Weiss. [ComingSoon]
Hey, remember how Smurf Village only had one chick? That’s probably why the Smurfs always had BLUE BALLS! Hey, and what’s the deal with airline food?
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WELL SMURF ME IN THE SMURF
I had no idea the commissioner of the NBA wrote smurf movies. That explains the banner pic though.
Ironically when they shit, its rainbow colors. That’ll teach them to eat Care Bears.
Wasn’t David Stern in a fatal car accident recently?…
Lince, you gonna link us to the NSFW version of that, or what?
Interestingly enough, 3D is Smurfette’s cup size.
*bra size
(fuck me)
Tony Shalhoub would make a smufing awesome Gargamel.
Perez Hilton and Tom Cruise are fighting over who gets to play Vanity Smurf.
That’s two spelling mistakes I’ve made today.
*puts more Baileys in his coffee*
Papa Smurf made Smurfette shave. Said he got tired of eating the Smurf n’ Turf.
Yeah, you gotta show us the uncensored version of that tat, Vance.
Ted Kaczynski said that under no circumstances would he play Jokey Smurf, stop asking.
Thanks for stealing my joke, Donk.
Smurfette is a tranny, i guarantee it. doesn’t make sense other wise. There best some balls under those pixels else that’s misrepresentation.
I don’t understand why they do these “updated throwbacks.” What demographic is the “Smurfs 3D” movie supposed to attract? The warped people who grew up watching the show while kids? Or the current batch of degenerates that think High School Musical is cool?
John Graziano will play Brainy Smurf! QAPLAH!
No problem, Jack.
I want a remake of the Snorks.
Only so I can make bongs out of the merchandise.
Val Kilmer will play “Hefty Smurf”! DOR SHO GHA!
Shia Labeouf will play “Shop Teacher Smurf”! Guy’cha!
Oscar De La Hoya will play Smurfette! David Carradine will play Smurfette’s corpse!
Get it? Cuz he asphyxiated to death and Smurfs are blue!
“Let’s take a picture to remember the day you got blue ink on your sleeve…”
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