Comments on: SHUT UP, UNCLE JESSE http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/shut-up-uncle-jesse FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:54:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Arbuckle http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/shut-up-uncle-jesse#comment-200335 Arbuckle Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:54:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14479#comment-200335 Uncle Tracy- I'm bout to get somebody pregnant in this house. Michelle- You got it dude! *Reveals preggo belly* Uncle Tracy- You betta cut that shit out! *Pantomimes one-handed coat hanger abortion* Hug-Gug-Gug-Gug-Gug... Uncle Tracy- I’m bout to get somebody pregnant in this house.
Michelle- You got it dude! *Reveals preggo belly*
Uncle Tracy- You betta cut that shit out! *Pantomimes one-handed coat hanger abortion* Hug-Gug-Gug-Gug-Gug…

]]> By: Michelle07 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/shut-up-uncle-jesse#comment-199999 Michelle07 Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:08:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14479#comment-199999 They should have known he was serious when he started shouting out Kokomo and air humping. They should have known he was serious when he started shouting out Kokomo and air humping.

]]> By: Michelle07 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/shut-up-uncle-jesse#comment-199993 Michelle07 Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:45:00 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14479#comment-199993 He's no Cradley Booper! He’s no Cradley Booper!

]]> By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/shut-up-uncle-jesse#comment-199989 Erswi Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:32:00 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14479#comment-199989 I'd put my cock between Jodie Sweetin's tits before I'd go anywhere near Candace Cameron's cooch nowadays. Irony, thou art a cruel mistress. I’d put my cock between Jodie Sweetin’s tits before I’d go anywhere near Candace Cameron’s cooch nowadays.

Irony, thou art a cruel mistress.

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/shut-up-uncle-jesse#comment-199988 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:18:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14479#comment-199988 When reached for comment after she let me punt her cunt for meth, Jodie Sweetin said "How Rude!" when I paid her in a quarter rolls. When reached for comment after she let me punt her cunt for meth, Jodie Sweetin said “How Rude!” when I paid her in a quarter rolls.

]]> By: Vodka http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/shut-up-uncle-jesse#comment-199987 Vodka Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:14:21 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14479#comment-199987 Have mercy. Have mercy.

]]> By: FistfulOAwesome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/shut-up-uncle-jesse#comment-199986 FistfulOAwesome Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:12:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14479#comment-199986 He should rethink Tracy Morgan. It isn't wholesome programming if you remind your viewers that Negroes exist. He should rethink Tracy Morgan. It isn’t wholesome programming if you remind your viewers that Negroes exist.

]]> By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/shut-up-uncle-jesse#comment-199985 SmokeEmIfYouGotEm Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:10:15 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14479#comment-199985 When asked for comment, Mary-Kate and Ashley said, "You got any blow? Any smack? I'll suck your dick" In unison actually. It was really creepy. When asked for comment, Mary-Kate and Ashley said, “You got any blow? Any smack? I’ll suck your dick”

In unison actually. It was really creepy.

]]> By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/shut-up-uncle-jesse#comment-199984 SmokeEmIfYouGotEm Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:04:40 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14479#comment-199984 John Stamos looks like an "After" picture for the Hair Club for Gay Men. John Stamos looks like an “After” picture for the Hair Club for Gay Men.

]]> By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/shut-up-uncle-jesse#comment-199983 SmokeEmIfYouGotEm Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:02:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14479#comment-199983 A say a whole TGIF trilogy. Though now TGIF will stand for Thank God. Instant Failure. A say a whole TGIF trilogy. Though now TGIF will stand for Thank God. Instant Failure.

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