06.09.09 SHUT UP, UNCLE JESSE
It’s hard to tell if he was being serious – mainstream journalists are famously unable to detect sarcasm – but John Stamos says he’s “working on” an idea for a Full House movie. When I work on an idea, I generally stick my tongue out the corner of my mouth and squint really hard.
“I’m not 100% sure, but it would probably take place in the first few years” of the 1987-95 series. The former “ER” doc votes for James Franco to reprise Stamos’ role as Jesse Katsopolis. “I see Steve Carell as [Bob Saget’s character] Danny Tanner and Tracy Morgan as [Dave Coulier’s] Joey Gladstone because he’s funny,” he added. [NYDailyNews]
He had to be joking, but as we’ve already seen, now is not the time to joke about remake ideas. Especially not when Bob Saget gets an hour-long HBO special, a guest spot on Entourage, and his own comedy central roast on the strength of “I used to be Danny Tanner.” Good for you. Now it’s time to go ride off into the sunset with Tom Bergeron, doing silly voices and laughing at your own jokes the whole way.
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SHUT UP, UNCLE JESSE
Cut. It. THE FUCK OUT!
Best. Hair. EVER.
uh… can one dick-step a format? Sorry Pauly.
If James Franco reprises the role of Jesse Katsopolis, his band will be called “Jesse and the Bong Rippers”.
Meanwhile, Greg Evigan thinks that Brad Pitt and Anthony Anderson would be perfect for a My Two Dads movie.
You got it Doody.
“Remakes are not a drug… I used to suck dick for jokes. Now *that’s* an addiction. You ever suck a dick for a remake?”
-Bob Saget
True story: I teared up a little when Tom Bergeron lost his trigger finger in Sniper.
John Stamos = Lorenzo Lamas – desperation + supermodel scent on his jimmie.
Wow, Zac Efron let his hair grow out nice…
Wait..
A say a whole TGIF trilogy. Though now TGIF will stand for Thank God. Instant Failure.
John Stamos looks like an “After” picture for the Hair Club for Gay Men.
When asked for comment, Mary-Kate and Ashley said, “You got any blow? Any smack? I’ll suck your dick”
In unison actually. It was really creepy.
He should rethink Tracy Morgan. It isn’t wholesome programming if you remind your viewers that Negroes exist.
Have mercy.
When reached for comment after she let me punt her cunt for meth, Jodie Sweetin said “How Rude!” when I paid her in a quarter rolls.
I’d put my cock between Jodie Sweetin’s tits before I’d go anywhere near Candace Cameron’s cooch nowadays.
Irony, thou art a cruel mistress.
He’s no Cradley Booper!
They should have known he was serious when he started shouting out Kokomo and air humping.
Uncle Tracy- I’m bout to get somebody pregnant in this house.
Michelle- You got it dude! *Reveals preggo belly*
Uncle Tracy- You betta cut that shit out! *Pantomimes one-handed coat hanger abortion* Hug-Gug-Gug-Gug-Gug…
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