Comments on: JOHNNY 5 IS A ROBOT CHICKEN

By: The Average Bear

The Average Bear — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:00:28 +0000

Get Lobo to be leader of the Los Lobos. I would watch that. I suppose a starved and beaten Steve Buscemi would work as a backup.

By: JIMBONE JONES

JIMBONE JONES — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:57:37 +0000

As long as Carlos Mencia doesnt play the leader of the Los Lobos its cool

By: affleckwasthebomb

affleckwasthebomb — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:53:08 +0000

want = won’t.

damn it

By: affleckwasthebomb

affleckwasthebomb — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:50:59 +0000

If the most exciting thing David Foster could think of that robots do nowadys is heart surgery, we’re already in trouble.
The movie will be 10 hours long, one set and you want be able to see the action because the fucking hands will be in the hole.

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:42:56 +0000

*Flying Gov’t Robot explodes in mid-air*

Johnny 5: *blows smoke off rocket finger* My batteries were included, bitch.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:33:21 +0000

Johnny 5 will masturbate to a Texas Instruments calculator held upside-down with 80085 on the display screen.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:32:10 +0000

Dan Milano has been hired on as a writer to give Maddock and Wilson’s script a “subversive edge.”

THE LACES WERE IN!!!

By: Eibmoz

Eibmoz — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:31:48 +0000

Johnny 5 dont put up with no jive
Summer 2011

By: The Average Bear

The Average Bear — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:31:15 +0000

I personally was never a fan of sunglasses in posters. I gravitated more to the Dane Cook neck melting style of craptasticly lazy touch ups.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:31:14 +0000

The new, edgy Johnny 5 will play guitar for Rob Zombie!

(Don’t believe Him? Look it up.)