06.11.09 SCORSESE’S FACKIN BAWSTON MOVIE TRAILA
Just the thought of Martin Scorsese directing an adaptation of a Dennis Lehane novel (The Wire, Gone Baby Gone, Mystic River) gives me a wicked fackin nerd bonuh (because Dennis Lehane is from Boston, you see). Shutter Island (first ever trailer below) stars Leo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo, Emily Mortimer, Special K Kingsley, and Michelle Williams.
The plot is Wicker Man-esque in that DiCaprio plays a U.S. Marshall investigating the escape of a murderess from a remote mental institution for the criminally insane on Shutter Island. And since it’s set in the 50s, the lobotimize-you-for-PMS era of psychiatry, he’s sure to find more than just an escaped crazy bitch. And since it’s Dennis Lehane, someone involved is sure to get molested, or is running from their past when they got molested, or desperately wants to start molesting. Just speculating here, but probably Leo’s character’s motivation is probably to find and molest the man who molested him.
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SCORSESE’S FACKIN BAWSTON MOVIE TRAILA
I wish more movies would take us back to a time when the Red Sox were terrible.
Affleck’s years of wearing a “Sawks Hat” have not come to fruition.
I look forward to the cameo appearance by Scott Ruffalo.
If Leo broke up with Bar Rafaeli, he belongs in that place.
Little children acting oblivious in crazy situations is the go to thriller gold standard.
Special K Kingsley’s original thoughts about his stage name was “That’s G-G-G-Great”
You’d have to be crazy not to see this movie.
I used to contemplate molesting my molester, but my uncle gave such an outstanding performance, i’m not sure i could live up to it.
Leo is so typecast. Always putting him on a boat.
BANNER PIC
DiCaprio: Okay, hows this?
Ruffalo: Yeah, you look just like a Chinaman
A boston flick with out an Affleck is like realising you’re having sex with a woman that used to be a guy. Yeah it’s ok but it’s just not the same.
MartinScorseseWritesTheBestFuckingFilmsIHaveEverFuckingSeenInMyEntireFuckingLife!
Leo’s really shoving that MTV Movie Award “Best Kind of There Facial Hair” in Hollywood’s face.
I sincerely hope this is as good as Shutter with that Pacey dude.
*shudders*
DiCaprio’s Boston is the worst accent I’ve seen on film since Tom Cruise’s German in Valkyrie.
Wicker Man 2: Wicked Pissah Man
In the novel version, its patient 69. The story changes a lot from there.
Despite all his rage, Rorschach is still just a rat in a maze
You just know DiCaprio is gonna be patient 67…or he is 66 and the girl is an imaginary patient 67…or- Oh fuck it!
does anyone else hate having to sit through a commercial before watching a video? fuck that shit!
Needs more “HOW’DITGETBURNED?!?”
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