Sorry, that headline should say “buried in the desert,” not dessert.  I must’ve been daydreaming.  Anyway, fresh off his (s)hit number one movie The Proposal, Ryan Reynolds has signed on for an indie film about, you guessed, getting buried in the desert.

Reynolds will star in “Buried,” playing a civilian contractor who’s kidnapped in Iraq and awakens buried in a coffin in the desert, armed only with a cell phone, a candle and a knife.

Ha, we totally pulled that same move on this fatass, Cheeto, except with a dildo, a pack of handi snaks, and his pledge manual.  I wonder what happened to that guy.

Reynolds takes the job after the showy role of Deadpool in “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” and “The Proposal.”  He decided to go the indie route as a way to stretch his acting chops in a movie with a claustrophobic premise, and one in which he holds the screen through most of the picture. [Variety]

Ryan Reynolds can definitely hold a screen, plus he looks great with his shirt off.  I think it goes without saying that yours truly is 110% hetero, but even so I wouldn’t mind cleaning a load a jizz on those washboard abs of his, you gnome sayin?