06.30.09 SHRIMP DAGGERS & BUTT SWORDS OH MY

The trailer for RoboGeisha has just hit the web (via Twitch), and it’s just your basic Japanese robowhore plot, with the requisite chainsaw face, camera lens blood bukkake, and armpit katanas. Then there’s the Geisha who kills a guy with shrimp tempuras to the eyeballs, another who transforms into a tank, and of course, the melting-of-adversary’s-face-through-toxic-lactation. Ho hum. Japanese films have gotten so staid and predictable lately. Surprise me, you know?

TAGS: CHAINSAW FACE, JAPAN, ROBOGEISHA, SHRIMP DAGGERS, TRAILERS

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SHRIMP DAGGERS & BUTT SWORDS OH MY

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June 30th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Crapbasket says:

Robogeisha’s signature move, Tepanyaki Junk Mauling! Hiii Ya!

June 30th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

chodin says:

“I’m really offended. I think this film is completely tasteless, absurd and physically inaccurate.”

- The Coalition For Children Orphaned By Parents Killed From Swords In the Asshole

June 30th, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Crapbasket says:

Chipup

June 30th, 2009 at 7:05 pm

charlotte the harlot says:

Vince, it’s not Friday yet.. why are you posting this video?

July 1st, 2009 at 7:24 am

First Class Male says:

Shrimp Daggers & Butt Swords is the name of my Prog Synth Rock band. We’re going places.

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