06.30.09 SHRIMP DAGGERS & BUTT SWORDS OH MY
The trailer for RoboGeisha has just hit the web (via Twitch), and it’s just your basic Japanese robowhore plot, with the requisite chainsaw face, camera lens blood bukkake, and armpit katanas. Then there’s the Geisha who kills a guy with shrimp tempuras to the eyeballs, another who transforms into a tank, and of course, the melting-of-adversary’s-face-through-toxic-lactation. Ho hum. Japanese films have gotten so staid and predictable lately. Surprise me, you know?
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SHRIMP DAGGERS & BUTT SWORDS OH MY
Android Samuri thinks this is fucking weak.
It still looks less ridiculous than ‘Transformers 2′.
Soooo… the “Darjeeling Now With More Portman Butt” Related Post is cuuuuzzzzz… the doggy style menstrual explosion?
The Stepfold Wives.
Butt swords are lame because they always crack.
I’m disappointed to find nothing in the chainsaw face or shrimp dagger tags other than this movie. And shouldn’t Kevin Spacey posts alone account for a Butt Sword tag?
The Robogeisha tea ceremony always ends… WITH BLOOOD!!
Oh, Japan.
See, this is why the Terminator movies are so unbelievable. Because when the robot uprising finally comes, you know it’ll be Japan’s fault.
RoboGeisha: “I came, I saw, I splattered.”
The trailer sounds like me trying to beat that last D U I. Same general content only less coherent.
Wow, FD…come for the movie funnies, stay for the vocabulary lesson!
I miss the good old days of Japanese filmmaking when if you wanted to kill ahigh school girl you simply impaled her on your ridiculously massive, purple headed, throbbing, veined coc. . .
Coccoid. I was going to say coccoid. Of course.
*chodin removes coonskin cap, runs fingers through beard and stands up on bar stool*
chodin: “Twenty beaver pelts to the man who can survive watching this on LSD!!!”
What I’d like to know is how they got my interior-monologue-masturbation-voice for the trailer?
I love how, coming from any other country, this would’ve been a total WTF. But from Japan, it’s pretty much business as usual.
I just got Jap-Slapped through my monitor.
I really liked the part, you know, that one part right before the shit-piss and blood sprayed everywhere. You know what part I’m talking about, right? The part right before the tit melting and the asshole knife.
Yeah, that part was cool.
That guy who got stabbed in the eyes with the shrimp was shortsighted anyway.
Now if only that gook got his eyes stabbed out with almonds….
Angelo Mendoza applaudes Robogeisha’s creativity.
I would not want my name so prominantly displayed if I were the Special Effects Director of this.
I’d like to buy the world a Tengu Milk.
Fuck Mike!!! Don’t you mean the Director of AWSOME!
Tangent
Is it gay to have some other dude’s piss comming out of your asshole?
/Tangent
This movie should do well in Nagasaki.
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