06.11.09 ‘ROAD TRIP 2: BEER PONG’
I like how they didn’t even try with the title. Dude, we’ll just stick something in there that the kids will like, and everyone will say ‘awesome’ and the soundtrack will have ska and everyone will party like it’s 1997! Awesome! Sweet! Flip cup! Radical! And no, of course Todd Phillips isn’t involved in this, and yes, of course it’s going direct to DVD. DJ Qualls is the only returning cast member and at this point I think his career would be going better if he’d become an actual DJ.
[via /Film]

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‘ROAD TRIP 2: BEER PONG’
Road Trip 2: Huffing shit
you mean he’s not really a DJ?
Road Trip 2: Fishy-lipped pics on Facebook
I better get cracking on National Lampoon’s presents American Pie’s Road Trip 3: Witty T-Shirt Slogan Flip Cup Dirty Sanchez Spring Break.
Road Trip 2: Stank Leg Dance
Road Trip 2: Ed Hardy Shirts
Road Trip 2: Not Telling Your Sex Partner About Your Herpes Flare Up
That Indian guy’s butt just hung up on me! LOL!
Road Trip 2: Hipster Hair
DJ Qualls looks like he was born to play an AIDS patient.
Wow, when Breckin “What the fuck I’m I famous for again?” Meyer and the jackass from the show Joey turn down a film….how bad does that film have to be?
I like DJ Qualms better. He has integrity.
Road Trip 2: Bruno.
Road Trip 2: Mailing It In
I think that if you tied a string around DJ Qualls you could literally fly him like a kite.
Road Trip 2: Somebodysdaughter.org……NOT!
*air guitar*
Road Trip 2: Electric Boogaloo
Road Trip 2: Overused Movie Quotes.
Road Trip 2: Cameo by Mr. T
“We’re getting lucky in Kentucky.”
Is this movie presented by Snorg Studios?
I caught a bad case of DJ Qualls on my Road Trip through Scandinavia.
DJ Qualls looks exactly like somebody you’d think named DJ Qualls would look like.
The idea was written on the back of a napkin. Not because they came up with it in a bar. A napkin is all the stationary the writers could afford.
fucking grammar dyslexia…
Sequels now put on hold because of this:
Face-Off 2: Beer Pong
Shindler’s List 2: Beer Pong
Look who’s Talking 2…uhmm..Now…uhmm…:Bruce Willis as a baby playing Beer Pong.
DJ Qualls’ voice is an a capella record scratch.
DJ Qualls BJ’s Quails.
Road Trip 2: Pregnant From Date-Rape
A Road Trip for DJ Qualls always ends with him in tears naked on the porch of a scummy whorehouse.
DJ Qualls is the only person to ever survive being attacked by that chick from ‘Lifeforce’.
Road Trip 2: We Just Put Some Sunglasses On It
Road Trip 2: in BIG RED TEXT
Road Trip 2: American Pie 8
Road Trip 2: Hell
Roadtrip 2: salvation
Can I get a show of hands for how many people believe if DJ Qualls was a DJ he would actually call himself DJ DJ ?
Road Trip
Revenge of the Faggot
or
Road Trip Orgins:
Gayverine
BONE JONE, I think he’d probably go by DJ Tanner.
If DJ Qualls was a DJ he would need someone to lift the records for him.
*Runs on set holding a funnel with a tube attached*
I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMil….FUCK!
Road Trip 2: A Game They Could Have Played Anywhere, Without A Road Trip.
I’ll see the unrated version for obvious reasons.
Clip of DJ Qualls with a mullet…check it here (http://bit.ly/bZm0r)
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