This is the red-band trailer for Thirst, from Old Boy director Park Chan-Wook, or Chan-Wook Park or however the right way to say it is. It’s about some sort of priest who becomes a vampire, and follows in the footsteps of a long line of recent vampire flicks. Only instead of abstinence, blasphemy. And instead of meaningful glances, implied cunnilingus. Man, have you ever noticed that Asians are like, better at stuff?
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” Man, have you ever noticed that Asians are like, better at stuff?”
You mean like driving?
Asian vampires are very good at division.
I once got an infusion of evil. Well, at least that’s what that stepfather movie called it. Made my butt sore for days.
This movie looks Kim Jong ill!
Korean Vampires must get realy confused when someone says the word “jugular”.
Inset Banner Pic:
Korean Man(Gasps): Americans were right! Asian women’s pussy do go the other way!
It stands to reason that Asians would be better at eating pussy. They’re pretty good at eating dog.
I like to go up to Koreans, throw them my car keys and say “Park? Park? Park my fucking car! [laughs] Naw man, I’m fucking with you. You drive shitty.”
Asian vampires are hungry for more blood an hour later.
I am SO seeing this. Gore porn enthusiasts unite!
Asian vampires order a little from column A positive and a little from column B negative.
/my comments aren’t racist, they’re outdated and racist
It’s refreshing to see a priest getting with a grown woman. Just sayin’.
Alternate title: Twiright
Korean Vampires drink Red Bull cause those dumb gooks think it gives you “Red Wings”.
Remind me not to schedule a picnic in Chan-Wook Park.
Korean Vampires call today “Thilsty Thulsday”
If history has taught me anything… “implied cunnilingus” is nowhere near as stimulating as “express autoerotic asphyxiation consent”.
Shut up, I came back from lunch drunk again.
Unlike most vampires, Korean vampires have a Seoul.
All Asian vampires are named Suk Mi Long.
Korean Vampires can’t see there “lefrection”.
Sorry I was gone for so long. My Stepmovie was fucking my Mom and needed someone to hold the camera.
Priests are waiting for a prequel to Old Boy.
I asked a Korean Vampire if he could fly.
He said he prefers to wok.
serious
Why do they put their last name first? Don’t we have a single Asian in here?
/serious
Asian vampires will give you yellow fever.
Al, that’s rude. I’m sure a married Asian would know the answer to that too.
Asian marrieds – WAY too proprietary. Greeks too. I shouldn’t be talking to you.
Perhaps they read from right to left, or light to reft if we’re doing that stereotypically oriental running gag of substituting Ls and Rs.
/still waiting on a ruling on that
Well, luckily I will have that gif from earlier today when I play “implied fellatio” with myself and my fave tater mitt.
Asian vampires have to be in by sunrise to open the store.
Korean Vampires can’t be in the sun, even though it looks as if they’re squinting at it.
Asian vampires can go outside during the day as long as they carry an umbrella.
**holy crap save me, I’m surrounded by vampires**
Korean Vampires get mistaken for piles of vam when asked what they are.
Fine, you only get that if you live in a city with thousands of Chinese people who only use their umbrellas once it finally STOPS raining.
That egg roll is full of awesome
Oh,and Fuck You
ROR!
To Fang You, Tanks For Every Ting, Jooree Noomaw
FANGSTERS!!!
**this message brought to you by channeling Stoney**
I cant beleive I Dursted on Kimchi:the story of Edwald Curran.
I wonder if I can find 38 parallels between American and Korean vampires.
North Korea Responds to Southern Vampire Problem
(AP) SEOUL SOUTH KOREA – North Korea today responded to the South’s vampire plague by lobbing some half assed missile into the Pacific Ocean. Kim Jong Il stated “Awww, re ment to do rat!” before retiring to his villa in the Northern mountains to continue filming his latest movie Kim Jong Il is Not a Batshit Crazy Midget.
This is what happens when you get SARS.
I vant to suck your brood.
Korean vampires #1 enemy? Count Brackula.
Alternate Title #2: The Joy Suck Club
Obviously this vampire is from not from North Korea. The ones from North Korea are not allowed to go south.
North Korean vampires have no Seoul.
Hey Guy Who Looks Like Durts…I made that joke already.
My apologies.
- Guy Who Looks Like a Dickstepping Retard.
No prob.
But in North Korea…they would have given you a Reathal Injection.