This is the red-band trailer for Thirst, from Old Boy director Park Chan-Wook, or Chan-Wook Park or however the right way to say it is. It’s about some sort of priest who becomes a vampire, and follows in the footsteps of a long line of recent vampire flicks. Only instead of abstinence, blasphemy. And instead of meaningful glances, implied cunnilingus. Man, have you ever noticed that Asians are like, better at stuff?
I want more like this!
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