*Rec 2 (yes, there’s an effing dot in the title) is the sequel to the Spanish zombie movie Rec – you may remember Quarantine, the American remake? Ha, that was a joke, not even the director remembers Quarantine. Anyway, Rec 2 is like Blair Witch Project, but with zombies, and in Spanish. And the trailer has opera music because opera music is classy. Basically, Rec 2 is like a $2 whore who holds her pinky out while she jerks you off for crack money.