*Rec 2 (yes, there’s an effing dot in the title) is the sequel to the Spanish zombie movie Rec – you may remember Quarantine, the American remake? Ha, that was a joke, not even the director remembers Quarantine. Anyway, Rec 2 is like Blair Witch Project, but with zombies, and in Spanish. And the trailer has opera music because opera music is classy. Basically, Rec 2 is like a $2 whore who holds her pinky out while she jerks you off for crack money.
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My recommendation for this movie, FFD>>.
if i want to watch euro zombies i’ll watch the Los Angeles “fuck my dog” Lakers
The laws of supply and demand posit that the only reason these zombie movies are being made is because people are paying to watch them.
These people need to have their genetic fingerprint removed from the human race.
Uh, Vince? They don’t hold their pinkie out because they think it makes them look dainty. It’s because their hand is too big. Sorry, buddy.
Not even Pauly wants to sell enough oranges to see this.
Spanish Zombie movie set to opera music? Wasn’t that Evita?
The director’s wife is going to be pissed when she finds out he recorded a zombie movie over their wedding video.
Zombies in Spain eat mainly on the brain.
I can’t beleive you would tell about my personal pinkie habits. You still owe me the 2 dollars, by the way.
It’s El Braino, and it has saffron added.
Chico and the Dead Man.
Wow…the trailer for the new Half Life: Tijuana looks badass.
Mexican Zombies eat tacos de cabeza.
I’d rather go to the opening of a tamale.
This looks like the video of the last Quinceañera I went to.
Off topic: I call my dick a peeñata. Wanna beat the candy out of it?
On topic: Your mother.
It’s only a matter of time before the dream I had about esé zombies comes to it’s fruition….
What kind of candy, Pauly? I like candy.
Tamarindo