The man on the left masturbating a shiny gold butt plug is Peter Morgan, who CHUD reports will be writing the 23rd James Bond film, along with Neal Purvis and Robert Wade. Morgan last wrote Frost/Nixon, which I heard was good but didn’t see because I’m allergic to Ron Howard movies, as well as The Queen and Last King of Scotland.
Neal Purvis and Robert Wade previously worked together on Quantum of Solace, Casino Royale, Die Another Day, and The World is Not Enough.
So how do three writers work together on the same screenplay? My guess is that Morgan will write the first draft, to which Wade and Purvis will add in the references to Aston Martin, Coca Cola, Omega watches, Sony electronics, the Ford Ka, Avon perfumes, Rachel Ray dog food, and the new Gatorade Space Jizz.
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GATORADE SPACE JIZZ!
*takes a chug*
IT’S OUTTA THIS WORLD!
Good call skipping Frost/Nixon, which was Suck/Ass. I guess this means the next Bond movie will incorporate royalty. I’m hoping for Prince.
Gatorade Space Jizz, the favorite of In-the-Astronauts. Commonly found in Tang.
I like my martini shaken….not a turd.
Neal Purvis just sounds like the type of name you’d expect on a guy who sets up cameras in ladies’ bathrooms.
You know how to spell Morgand, don’t you?
Big “M”, little “organ”.
Fuck me.
I thought Neal Purvis would write Bondage 69.
Morgan writes the chase scenes.
Wade writes the love scenes.
Purvis writes the puns.
Neal Purvis sounds like what Neal Peart would be called if he showed girls his drumstick.
The secret ingredient in new Gatorade Space Jizz?
Purple. I know. I was shocked as well.
Is that why so many football players take a sip of Gatorade then spit it out?
I created the secret formula for Gatorade Space Jizz while I was studying the Milky Way on Uranus.
I can only afford Powerade Spunk. :(
While all the kids were drinking Gatorade Jizz, I was stuck with All-Sport Hot Nut.
You’re allergic to the Queen!?