Comments on: PAUL GIAMATTI MALKOVICH MALKOVICH

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:43:37 +0000

Why didn’t he just get a sports car like every other guy who has a tiny…*ahem*…soul?

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:39:42 +0000

I’d rather watch Chodin’s cold sores heal.

By: TengoDooter

TengoDooter — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:35:40 +0000

-chickpea- -Maybe he’ll hummus a sad song.-

Will he sit down to hum?

*grasps at straws*

By: Vodka

Vodka — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:32:13 +0000

The corner is still over there, right?

By: Vodka

Vodka — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:31:14 +0000

only to discover that it has the shape and size of a chickpea.

Sounds like Paul might be kinda down about this. Maybe he’ll hummus a sad song.

By: TengoDooter

TengoDooter — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:27:48 +0000

I sold my soul to the devil on an “as is” basis and the red bastard still took me to small claims court. And won.

By: Vodka

Vodka — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:26:00 +0000

Not to be confused with Old Souls, starring Betty White, Aretha Franklin, and Alan Arkin.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:22:09 +0000

Vinnie’s got his tightest pair of capri jeans laid out for the debut.

By: TengoDooter

TengoDooter — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:20:36 +0000

@keyHo
Even with the ability to break the laws of physics before you can put your dick in Angelina you have to pass through the dreaded Aniston Portal.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:20:32 +0000

I got cold soles from walking in the snow.