06.04.09 THE CASE AGAINST THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
Sassy Ostrich could hardly believe the zaniness
Paul Blart Mall Cop topped DVD sales and rentals for the second week in a row because God is dead.
The Sony Pictures Home Entertainment comedy, which grossed $146.3 million in U.S. theaters, continued to see heavy action [hee hee! -Ed.] at retail, with its rental activity falling off just 26% from the previous week. [THR]
In theaters, I could see, okay, maybe you need to get away from the kids, or you need something you can take the kids to… the entertainment bar is set pretty low. So you think, “Eh, maybe I’ll go watch Kevin James’ fat stupid ass act fat and stupid for a couple hours.” But DVD? Are there really people out there going, “Hmm, what should I see… Oh, I know! I never saw that one about the fat dipsh*t on the Segway! And now I can! Life is good! Let’s go shove flippers full of ice cream down our gullets!” How can a movie be this popular and still I don’t know anyone who saw it? Wait, don’t answer that, I’m just gonna bask in my good fortune.
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THE CASE AGAINST THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
Everytime i see this movie and comedy I think they are using the word like they did to describe Dante, as a portrayal of a never ending hell. When I think its meant as something meant to be funny, I get these nosebleeds….
My only guess as to why the DVD sales are so high? There are a lot of people out there willing to spend $20 to passive-aggressively let somebody know that they hate them.
“…shove flippers full of ice cream down our gullets…”
That’s some pretty GD powerful imagery right there.
** runs to freezer, dives into bucket of ice cream flippers-first **
In one of the deleted scenes, it shows Kevin James eating a large pizza in 8 minutes. No dialouge. Just chewing and grunting.
True story.
That dialouge sounds cozy.
The entire movie should have been a deleted scene.
I became dangerously close to ending a relationship because the couple I stalk went and rented this movie.
Perhaps Al Qaeda is buying up a bunch of copies for use in their terrorist training camps. Not only to teach them about how to infiltrate our malls, but also to remind them why they hate us so much.
In one of the gag reels, Kevin James did a scene with jelly from a doughnut on his mustache and no one told him.
True story.
In the ending credits, they sincerely thank Hometown Buffet for “Going above and beyond the call of duty”.
True story.
People still rent movies?
Is there a deleted scene where Blart visits his favorite chicken place and upon finding out it’s closed bounce around and throw last nights chicken bones at it’s big, black door?
Oh, this explains why Carradine did it.
Yeah, Carradine should’ve never turned down the role of Paul Blart. twitter.com/robotjohnny5
Who let the twitter dipshit in?
And why am I stuck in this post all alone? Damn New Up guy.
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