Comments on: OPTIMUS PRIME HAS NARDS?

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:49:44 +0000

Megan Fox won’t fall for that “Hey, want to ride in the cock pit?” line twice.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:46:50 +0000

When asked for comment Rosie from the Jetsons said, “Mmm mmm mmmm!!!”

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:45:15 +0000

I call my ejaculate “transmission fluid”.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:44:10 +0000

Gives us new meaning to Prime’s deathbed last words, “Til all are one.”

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:42:58 +0000

Question:

If I tug on that will he honk?

By: Sir Nigel

Sir Nigel — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:42:26 +0000

Pauly: Throw in some Terminators and NOW we’re talking.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:41:24 +0000

Optimus Prime fucking a Monster Truck would chronicle my life’s journey.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:40:58 +0000

Watching demolition derbies must be like watching gangbang porn for Transformers.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:38:14 +0000

Oh, so it’s THAT kind of glove compartment.

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:34:02 +0000

What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?

Official Answer: All Transformers have a pocket dimension where they store they’re extra parts when they aren’t using it. As for where Optimus’s back part of the truck goes to? No official answer other than it was necessary for the animation to simply get rid of it. (Pushes Up Glasses. Looks at Megan Fox. Removes Pants)