06.18.09 OLIVIA MUNN IS IN IRON MAN 2, MY DREAMS

sorry this post wasn’t funnier, but that .gif was distracting the hell out of me

LOL! U must have got His email with the Captain Sisko Deep Space Nine “facepalm”!

I’m gonna take a wild guess at that guys job…ummmmm…Key Grip?

My girlfriend looks exactly like her, only more imaginaryish.

Jesus, between that gif and the one of Carano earlier, I’m going to be a fucking wreck until I can get home and not have sex with my wife.

She’ll play a hooker by the name of “Holivia Mung”.

Dear Lord that thing is hypnotizing. I bet this gif. is what they use to brainwash people into joining Scientology.

Olivia’s character in Iron Man: The Mighty Whore

My dick has it’s iron suit on now.

i wish i could get that reaction when i jiggle a girls jugs….usually its followed by a scream, a slap and a lawsuit.

That’s God’s gif. to men.

* sends JHC an animated GIF of Diane Lane pointing and laughing at his junk *

Just tryin’ to help you get through your day.

Then how did they get Travolta and Cruise interested, mokee?

I’m going to be a fucking wreck until I can get home and not have sex with my wife.

J, it’s like we’re Wonder Twins (but hetero!).

I’ve always wondered what the fuck is wrong with those types who stalk people. I’m guessing their problems start with something like this.

All I can think of right now is how I’m going to smuggle 20 feet of rope, a roll of duct tape, my Olivia Munn scrapbook and a three foot purple double dong onto my flight to LA that I just booked.

I don’t shoot repulsor rays outta the gloves in my billion dollar armor. But I do shoot them out regardless.

@robo – a gif of 2 dudes dueling with their groin swords

I don’t care if Olivia spilled the beans. She still makes me want to spill my genes.

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/fails/2009/06/something-seems-amiss/

Is this what boPa drinks? (work safe, disappointingly)

If a boner fairy existed, I’d have a quarter under my pillow every morning.

Well, J, we all know you can hide that 3 foot double dong pretty easy!

Thanks Pete. That took care of it. Fek, you wanna be the twin that takes the shape of sex toys or LOTR characters? I’m good either way.

I’ve seen Big Stan and didn’t even know Olivia was in it. i was busy fantasizing about what i would do to Jackson Rathbone if he were my cellmate.

Fek, you wanna be the twin that takes the shape of sex toys or LOTR characters?

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO HIM???

i was busy fantasizing about what i would do to Jackson Rathbone if he were my cellmate.

Captain Stabbin?

I’d like to make a motion that that .gif should be in the banner of every post Vince makes today. I’ll also be making a motion in the shower, but that’s between me and my bottle of conditioner.

@ JHC

*in scruffy’s voice* Second

After watching that .gif for the 1000th 2nd time and paying attention to her facial expressions, I’m pretty sure Kevin sticks his finger up her ass ass he’s leaving the frame and that she likes it more than getting her tits wobbled. In conclusion, I can’t fucking wait to get home.

Yup. Her ass is so nice, I said it twice.

Shit.

Am I the only one who isn’t doing a covert clean and jerk in the company bathroom?

Nothing covert or bathroom about it!

I need a doctor, a priest and the support of friends and family to bring an intervention. I have been glued to this gif for 45 fucking minutes….

I’m here for the mouth rape!!

Fuck Kevin! (Puts on Crown) If I was King of the World, I’d make it law that it is illegal for Gay Guys to grab chicks Boobs. It’s fucking unfair!

Yo, Gay guys! How would you feel if Dykes were allowed to stick their hands down dude’s pants? Yeah, so stop that shit from escaping a dude’s ass! (takes off crown. Pays Adam Corolla and Comedy Central licencing fees. Misses The Man Show)

/semi-serious

At this point, I can only hope she’s planning on giving a prize to the ten thousandth guy who thinks he’s being clever by making a joke about her taking his Munny shot.

@ Fistful

Check Adam’s podcast. Gets me through my morning sickness by which i mean the 25 minutes spent contemplating office-cide on the drive in.

Eibmoz: You gotta go to Letterman for that. Make sure you wear a goldilocks wig and hold a Lollapalooza. He has an age limit for that, apparently. (want to borrow mine?)

I’d murder Morgan Webb with a claw hammer to get a peek at Munn’s goodies.

The Average Bear: Will do! I already see his Sessler’s Soapbox’s. They feel like the only worthy thing coming out of G4 other than me while Olivia Munn is leaving the office. It almost feels like having the old X-Play back.

The greatest tragedy is that British chick who does “the feed” doesn’t know she likes men yet. Well someone needs to educate her on that… Anyone?

Whats being lost in all this is that someone actually allowed Rob Schneider to direct a movie. Someone actually decided to put up millions of dollars so the star of “Hot Chic” would be in charge of something larger than a game of Ring Around the Rosie.

Thats just unbelievabl—Uhhhh Boobies.

Munn said on Twitter that her role is “definitely” bigger than her one minute appearance in Rob Schneider’s Big Stan.

Strange, because I get smaller after seeing Olivia Munn for a minute.

I’d like to rob the G4 offices of their Munny Bags.

You know this chic is distracting when Vince misspelled her name in the banner title and either didn’t notice or care.

I’m not saying Olivia Munn is hotter than Megan Fox, just that it feels like I have a better chance with her. I think that’s what Russell Crowe was trying to explain in ‘A Beautiful Mind’, but I kept thinking about his wife going ass-to-ass in ‘Requiem for a Dream’ so I could be wrong.

Fist, I dont know if Sessler has a podcast, I was talking Corolla, if your gonna jack his shtick (hah), listen to the podcast he puts out.

I wouldnt let a gay touch my boobies, you better mean it if you fell me up, dammit!!

Sorry, Average Bear. I got confused (both named Adam). I’ll definitely give Corolla a try (I wonder if his shtick will taste like Jimmy Kimmel’s saliva?)

keyHo, Olivia Munn is like Megan Fox if she was kinda gawky and plain all through high school and hung out with the band geeks and played trombone but then suddenly woke up one morning as this swan with an awesome rack and is just as fascinated her transformation as the dweebs who used to throw gum at her in marching band.

feel me up, dammit. My tits are in the way of proper typing. Silly tits.

So, am I the only one who has the gif of her pulling her nipple out about 30 seconds after this incident on their computer???