06.11.09 SIT! STAY! PLAY DAD! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!ONE!

Is that Robin William’s holding Seth Green?

He should really look into lazer hair removal.

The only things I want to see bumping is their uglies (their kids would make a nice pair (John Travolta has another kid other than Jett, Right?).

Apparently, to John Travolta, “Get your son’s autism properly diagnosed and treated” is a new trick.

Unfortunately, “Bath Time!” isn’t.

If there’s one thing a Travolta knows, it’s how to hit his head.

In the sequel, they get Michael J. Fox and the corpse of Bernie Mac in a buddy comedy where the tagline is “Shake. Roll Over. Play Dad.”

I’m still waiting for the day Robin Williams wears a wool sweater on a dry day and spontaneously combusts.

Jett’s Father was a major (fag).

I’m pretty sure Robin Williams can do a better job watching kids than Travolta’s babysitter.

Sit. Stay. Play Dad.

These are the instructions my Girlfriend gives me before sex.

Wild Hogs Old Dogs Milk Sogs Play Pogs Wood Logs Egg Nogs Wade Boggs Jogs in Mud Bogs: The Quest for Curly’s Gold.

The end features a particularly moving scene where they’re both taken out back and shot.

“As Kevin James has proven time and again, there’s really nothing funnier than people falling down and bumping into things.”
That’s why I hang around clinics doing research on advanced stage Parkinson’s disease when I feel down. Well, that and the awesome HJs.

Robin reeeeeaaaaallly needs to get back on the yeyo.

Seriously.

Am I dying? Because I just laughed my ass off at that preview.

Only inside, Luch.

Only on the inside.

Jamie Kennedy getting hit in the nuts with a golf ball

and since when is Seth Green Jamie Kennedy? inside joke? damn, I’m so out of the loop.

John Travolta has often dreamed of having a bunch of penguins go after him with their mouths, but he was thinking of Sidney Crosby, Jordan Stall, and the rest of the gang, not this.

Jamie Kennedy is the coupon Seth Green

There’s nothing I like better than the stereotype of men being oafish halfwits incapable of tending to the most simplistic of tasks. This movie has a period every 28 days.

*Staal, that is. Jordan Stall is the guy your mom’s humping behind your dad’s back.

Luch, you got me to watch it again, and all I can say is move away from the light.

John Travolta’s fine with Kelly Preston kissing other men and she’s fine with him auditioning them.

This is the kind of thing that should get the Buddhists self immolating again. YAY!

Gosh, I’m old enough to remember when Robin Williams was funny and edgy.

/gets taken out back by Timmy, euthanized with shotgun

John. Robin.

Three Men and a Baby called.

They want you both to die in a chemical fire.

If John Travolta is an old dog, I’m guessing his breed is bearded collie.

I’d rather get Carradined by ninjas than watch that trailer again.

[Updates FaceBook status]

Is all a flutter to get home and watch Old Dogs trailer! ;O ~~ C===B

I hope Old Dogs has the Old Yeller ending.

nyap!

“Mister Testosterone…”

HAHAHAHAHAHA… how DOES Robin Williams DO it!!?? Just to clever. “Mister Testosterone…” HAHAHAHAHAHA. He said that because the guy was acting so tough and manly. Brilliant. Genus.