Teasers are like mini versions of film trailers that usually don’t tell you much about the plot of the movie, and most of the time they’re pretty shrugworthy. However, this Accidents Happen teaser combines an upbeat song with super slow motion and a guy catching on fire in his front yard. You have my attention.
“Yeah, so once we have their attention with the guy catching on fire, BOOM! Geena Davis.”
[more on Accidents Happen at QuietEarth. Thanks to Robopanda for the tip.]
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Geena Davis is a dude, right?
Old people spontaneously combusting? Like every wet dream He ever had.
Way to go, Mighty One.
“Help! I’ve stopped, dropped, and rolled, and I can’t get up!”
I don’t care what a judge says, that kid has Fuck Me eyes.
I think the whole, “I’d rather burn out, than fade away” thing is lost on gramps.
*reads the back of Gold Bond Medicated powder bottle*
It doesn’t say it’s flammable…..
I watched this video like 18 times before emailing it to Vince. The only thing that’s missing is the kid turning the sprinklers off and laughing. I kept hoping it would end differently.
Old people on fire smell like a desert rain with hints of Juniper.
Trust the fuck outta me. I know.
Pulls out can of Tough Actin Tanactin! BOOM!
Since I can’t watch the video I’ll jus imagine the song is “Sex on Fire” by Kings of Leon because that would be bad the fucks up ass.
This is the farthest I’ve ever seen a pedophile go as an excuse to touch a kid since that time I impregnated a woman.
“Accidents Happen” is what I shout whenever I break wind in a restaurant.
I bet Rage Against The Machine is regreting putting up that Monk on fire as an album cover.
I know I’d be.
“Accidents Happen” is how Burnsy was born.
Any longer and that white meat is gonna be dark meat.
“Monk on fire” is what I shout when I have a syph flare up in a restaurant.
[slow clap]
Well done grandpa.
Well done.
Newp
“Let’s take a picture to remember the day grampa lit himself on fire!”
Awesome! Is this the new Freddy Krueger prequel?