06.22.09 MORE ALICE IN WONDERLAND PICTURES
It would’ve been nice if Yahoo had gone live with these new pictures from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland this morning with the others so I could’ve posted them all at once. It would also have been cool if the smallest picture wasn’t Mia Wasikowska as Alice, the one whose picture I most wanted to see (she just seems pretty and nice). But alas, God hates me.
The other picture is Matt Lucas (from Little Britain - woof) as both Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. At first I was really impressed with the makeup job they did on him, but then I realized that’s pretty much what he already looks like. I heard Little Britain was a big hit in the U.K. and I tried to watch it a couple times, but it just seemed like a more annoying, male version of the Tracey Ullman show. I didn’t really see the appeal, but it’s yet more evidence for my thesis, British People Are Inexplicably Fascinated by Cross-Dressing.
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MORE ALICE IN WONDERLAND PICTURES
It looks like Mia Wasikowska is showing us how she can turn her head completely around.
Powder really let himself go.
Mia is forced to take her tea with no lumps right now. But I’m betting puberty will be good to her.
Tweedledee and Tweedlebutterbean!
Matt Lucas wants you to go to Six Flags, but got tired of dancing about it several years ago.
Matt Lucas beat cancer.
…and anorexia.
Matt Lucas is set to guest star on an upcoming episode of To Catch a Predator. They used coffee cake and Fritos as bait.
Wait? Is that chick’s name really Mike Wazowski?
Boo!
theyre all up in arms about the black robots in transformers but how are the midget albino alopecians going to feel about this?!
Matt Lucas looks like my scrotum.
and Mia’s neck looks like my shaft…
Call me ladies.
If Matt Lucas and Gerald Posner ever met face to face, they’d both instantly transform into two regular looking guys.
[Strolls up to Mia]
¿Eh, comó se llama?
Mia Wasikowska.
[scopes out neck]
¿Se le una llama?
Mia Wasikowska was picked as Alice because her throat can be used as the rabbit hole Alice falls down instead of having to pay to CGI one.
Mia’s neck was stretched like that in a horrible colorforms accident.
Tracey Ullman is already a male version of Tracey Ullman.
serious
Mia was outstanding on In Treatment. I look foreward to this in 3D after a handful of mushrooms as much as I would look foreward to a decent blow job.
Also,
Little Britain was fucking unwatchable. Seriously fucking atrocious. And I like almost any humor.
/serious
Mia doesn’t swallow swords, she swallows 155mm howitzers.
Little known fact:
Mia broke out with her incredible Tibetan Throat Singer act on America’s Got Talent.
Mia Wasikowska doesn’t have an Adam’s Apple.
She has an Adam’s Watermelon.
In 1987, an 18 month old baby by the name of Jessica McClure fell down Mia Wasikowska’s throat…
Lisa Rinna is the only person alive that could give Mia Wasikowska a noticeable hickey.
African tribeswomen who have been stretching their necks for their entire lives with the help of painful metal rings don’t like how their husbands look at Mia Wasikowska
Mia Wasikowska is just now digesting food she swallowed in 1997.
The corpse of John C. Holmes just got a boner.
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