Comments on: BAY: ‘PF, I INVENTED EXPLOSIONS. I MEAN ACTING.’

By: Miles North

Miles North — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:11:12 +0000

Michael Bay Invented rice krispies cereal, but kellogs denied his proposed mascots boom, kapow, and BOOOOM.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:29:29 +0000

Michael Bay invented vulcanized rubber, pasteurization, and the word “melt”.

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:27:37 +0000

If Truman’s handwriting had been clearer, Japan would have been obliterated by H-bombs dropped from the Enola Bay.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:26:19 +0000

Michael Bay gets ‘Walking on Sunshine’ in a way that you could never possibly understand.

By: Vodka

Vodka — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:24:42 +0000

You know the name of a Will.I.Am song?

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:22:06 +0000

“Will.I.Am. walked past me in the gym when I was working on the heavy bag, and that’s how “Boom, Boom, Pow” was written.”

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:20:58 +0000

Michael Bay invented the internet so he could post comments on Al Gore’s blog telling him “this whole global warming thing is a great angle but it’s taking too long to develop; have your people call me people…”

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:20:36 +0000

Michael Bay invented fried ice cream.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:18:51 +0000

“One day I was hangin’ with Jimmy Page and I was all “Hey Jimmy, why don’t you try using a violin bow on your guitar? See what happens..” Shiiiiiiiiiit. After that they almost called themselves ‘Bay Zeppelin’.”

By: affleckwasthebomb

affleckwasthebomb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:16:28 +0000

Micheal Bay invented Scientology. Standard religion didn’t contain nearly enough explosions.