06.17.09 MICHAEL BAY LETS HIS ROBOT NUTS SWING
According to online movie ticket retailer Fandango.com, Transformers 2 already accounts for 45% of all their ticket sales, even though the movie doesn’t open until next weekend. 
The film is currently outpacing this summer’s Star Trek movie and the original Transformers in advance ticket sales on Fandango at the same point in those films’ sales cycles (one week before release date). [via Fandango Press Release]
And this despite early reviews that report robot testicles, dogs humping each other, and robots humping human legs, among other things. Said director Michael Bay, “I wanted to make a film that was more true to my experience.” Then he let off a smoke bomb and escaped through a plate glass window.
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MICHAEL BAY LETS HIS ROBOT NUTS SWING
Bay doesn’t like the term “outpacing.” He prefers “neck and neck in a race to the death, where it’s man against machine and only the strong will survive.”
Bay is now working on a nautical film based on his bath time experiences. Expect giant rubber duckies and life jackets.
What do you do to a Decepticon with 2 balls?
You walk him and pitch to the Autobot.
What does Michael Bay smoke to relax?
A pipe bomb.
No respect I tell you. No respect.
Bay and his wife haven’t been able to conceive a child. He blames his wife’s uninhabitable womb. I blame Bay for buying her exploding tampons.
I actually broke down and watched Friday the 13th last night, which I could happily strangle him for.
In most jobs, if your work sucks that bad, you get fired. How do I get to be a director?
Am I the only one who thinks that guy in the CGI Screencap sniffed his finger afterward (smells like Cheetos and dick sweat)?
Not that I probably won’t see this movie, but you have to remember that Fandango.com has one of those website names that retards can’t resist.
If Bay wants to make a movie of his true experiences then will we see a scene where Labeouf turns tricks at a Military Base in exchange for grenades?
Labeouf wishes this was true to his experiences: http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9464/joeblow5sized6um.jpg
When Michael Bay ejaculates it triggers the squibs that he’s rigged to Shia LePoof’s nipple clamps.
True story.
Robot humping is a good start, but it’s still no robot fucking.
Michael Bay sets 63% of the roadside bombs in Iraq.
Michael Bay buys movie tickets on FanBango.com
If they have a scene where Devastator is destroying a building while ‘Balls to the Wall’ plays, I might just take back every nasty thing I’ve said about Michael Bay.
Michael Bay giggles whenever he sees the FDIC logo in a bank because he reads it as “Eff Dick”.
the michael bay, just off the southern coast of cuba, is a 3 mile wide concavity filled with battery acid, robot appendages, diesel fuel, cocaine and self respect.
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