06.22.09 MICHAEL BAY HATES BLACK PEOPLE, SUBTLETY
In the first Transformers, Jazz was a jive-talking, breakdancing robot and the first Autobot to die. Luckily, the sequel promises even more urban flavor.
There are two robots in the film called Mudflap and Skids, and despite being red and green, respectively, they are voiced in a way that clearly designates them to be the “black” robots. Also, Skids has a gold front tooth (no, I’m serious) and both cannot read.
Oh sure, you put a grill on a white transformer and it’s fine, but you put one on a black robot, and then imply that he’s illiterate and make him breakdance and suddenly it’s racist. Maybe you’re the racist, ever thought of that?
Shia LaBeouf’s college dorm room is outfitted with a gigantic poster of Bay’s own Bad Boys 2. Just in case you miss it the first time it comes up, it receives its own loving close-up when Shia begins writing an equation on it later in the film.
See? Bad Boys 2. Michael Bay movie. Starring black people. Clearly he’s proud of it. Boom.
One hot chick is revealed to be a Transformer, and naturally, we discover this when a mechanical tail comes out the back of her thin blue panties. [Movieline]
Look, you sold, me, okay? I’ll see the movie. If my 13-year-old dick had an id, and was racist, it’d be named Michael Bay. In related news, Mudflap and Skids would be good nicknames for your sisters.
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MICHAEL BAY HATES BLACK PEOPLE, SUBTLETY
Ok, I’m fucking confused now.
Weren’t Mudflap and Skids the main characters in Bad Boys 2?
Fact:
Michael Bay calls his balls “Bad Bays”.
Michael Bay’s favorite era in American history?
The Baby Boom.
If this were the 60’s again, Michael Bay would be blowing up Baptist churches is Mississippi.
The hot chicks I bang usually have their tails out front.
That chick isn’t a Transformer. She’s a Tucker.
Mudflap also has a couple tattoos. One is a naked woman silhouette and the other is Yosemite Sam telling you to back off.
I thought Bay’s film “The Island” was his reparations to black people seeing that in it a SUPER black Djimon Hounsou is hunting down white runaway slaves.
Michael Bay looked over both shoulders before designing these robots.
FistfulO, she’s a Trannysformer.
That chick isn’t a Transformer. She’s a Tucker.
Eddie Murphy: I got here as fast as I could!
Brett Ratner: Not as fast as me! I’ve been waiting for Tucker to transform for years.
just because the robots eat fried chicken does not mean its racist
Michael Bay doesn’t just burn crosses. He wraps them in Semtex and firing gel and rigs them with a remote timer.
Skids is outfitted so that it looks like his feet are still moving after he’s stopped walking.
The third film will have a really annoying armored bank car that speaks in the gullah dialect named Jar-Car Brinks.
That’s not a gold tooth on Skids. It’s a kernel of corn.
You can’t really blame Michael. He thought that black people were just white people covered in soot from one of his explosions.
Mudflap and Skids are fueled by grape drank.
Michael Bay’s favorite Spike Lee film?
BAMboozled
Coincidentally, Mudflap and Skids are what my wife calls my boxers and briefs.
Aren’t mudflaps the black things you hang from trucks that drag along the ground? How is that racist?
I thought Shia would have a poster of his Mom in a Bikini (made of her Pubic Hair).
Michael Bay’s favorite television channel?
TNT
Mudflap and Skids got caught trying to steal Bumblebee and take it for a joy-ride.
Mudflap and Skids = Spongebob Squarepants
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0444786/
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