Comments on: MICHAEL BAY DEMANDS BIGGER MARKETING http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/michael-bay-email-to-paramount FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:03:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: thunderdan22 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/michael-bay-email-to-paramount#comment-202414 thunderdan22 Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:13:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14914#comment-202414 since when does michael bay worry about the marketing for his films? oh, right. since when does michael bay worry about the marketing for his films? oh, right.

]]> By: First Class Male http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/michael-bay-email-to-paramount#comment-202389 First Class Male Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:32:10 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14914#comment-202389 But in Michael's defense, Bumble Bee was asking for it. But in Michael’s defense, Bumble Bee was asking for it.

]]> By: First Class Male http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/michael-bay-email-to-paramount#comment-202357 First Class Male Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:27:20 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14914#comment-202357 "I've been locked away in editing for six months." Actually Michael, that was prison. Even though Bumble Bee is a robot, sodomy is still illegal...for now. “I’ve been locked away in editing for six months.” Actually Michael, that was prison. Even though Bumble Bee is a robot, sodomy is still illegal…for now.

]]> By: Sadpanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/michael-bay-email-to-paramount#comment-202352 Sadpanda Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:18:06 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14914#comment-202352 Michael Bay's assistant gets combat pay for having to deal with the roadside bombs in her office. Michael Bay’s assistant gets combat pay for having to deal with the roadside bombs in her office.

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/michael-bay-email-to-paramount#comment-202351 MaxwellDemon Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:16:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14914#comment-202351 Executives saw the word "zeitgeist" and immediately greenlit remakes of Zapped and Poltergeist. Executives saw the word “zeitgeist” and immediately greenlit remakes of Zapped and Poltergeist.

]]> By: Sadpanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/michael-bay-email-to-paramount#comment-202350 Sadpanda Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:16:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14914#comment-202350 Paramount is pissed that Bay destroyed all the marketing materials in a scene where Skids goes into a warehouse with a leaky gas main to toke up. Paramount is pissed that Bay destroyed all the marketing materials in a scene where Skids goes into a warehouse with a leaky gas main to toke up.

]]> By: Miles North http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/michael-bay-email-to-paramount#comment-202349 Miles North Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:15:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14914#comment-202349 Michael Bay's assistant's sole job is to transcribe Bay's thoughts and substitute every "Boom" with an appropriate verb. Michael Bay’s assistant’s sole job is to transcribe Bay’s thoughts and substitute every “Boom” with an appropriate verb.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/michael-bay-email-to-paramount#comment-202347 Donkey Hodey Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:12:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14914#comment-202347 Taking a dump after a night of volcano tacos and cheap booze counts as an event, right? I'd say this movie is adequately event-sized. I guess what I'm also saying is that this looks like hot shit and there will be times I'm sure I'll regret sitting there, but I'm not too proud to admit that it should be awesome to behold, if not something I can discuss with my snobbier friends. Taking a dump after a night of volcano tacos and cheap booze counts as an event, right? I’d say this movie is adequately event-sized.

I guess what I’m also saying is that this looks like hot shit and there will be times I’m sure I’ll regret sitting there, but I’m not too proud to admit that it should be awesome to behold, if not something I can discuss with my snobbier friends.

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/michael-bay-email-to-paramount#comment-202346 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:09:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14914#comment-202346 I imagine him telling his assisstant to type this out while he sits in and oversized chair, stroking a Bengal Tiger with one hand, and a squeezing the tigger of a detinator with the other. I imagine him telling his assisstant to type this out while he sits in and oversized chair, stroking a Bengal Tiger with one hand, and a squeezing the tigger of a detinator with the other.

]]> By: admiral ackbar http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/michael-bay-email-to-paramount#comment-202345 admiral ackbar Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:09:00 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14914#comment-202345 I want to tell Michael that when we were destroying the second death star it was just a sequel until I figured out it was a trap then it was an event. I want to tell Michael that when we were destroying the second death star it was just a sequel until I figured out it was a trap then it was an event.

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