
Heroes star Masi Oka has signed on to exec produce The Defenders, a movie based on an idea he pitched himself, about MMORPGS. I have no idea what that means. (*grabs nerd by collar, demands answers*) Okay, I’m told it stands for massively multiplayer online role-playing games. Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman (Star Trek, Transformers) will produce, with DJ Caruso (Eagle Eye) in talks to direct and Gary Whitta (The Book of Eli) writing the script.
The story centers on a group of mostly teenagers from around the world who are involved in a multiplayer video game, each unaware of who they really are behind the cover of their consoles and avatars. They are forced to come together for a real adventure, becoming inadvertent heroes in the process. DreamWorks will develop a video game simultaneously with the feature. Oka came up with idea while playing MMORPGs.
“You can be whoever you want to be,” he said. “The question came to me: What if you had to live up to the person you created in the virtual world?” [THR]
So basically, how this went down was, Masi Oka was like, “I have an idea for a movie.”
And the other guys were like, “What’s it about?”
And Masi Oka was like, “It’s about guys playing video games. I got the idea while I was playing a video game.”
And then the other guys were like, “Hmm, I like that idea. Can it also be a video game?”
And then Masi Oka was like, “Yes, that’s a great idea. I like playing video games.” Because Hollywood is a glamorous place, you see.



Stay the fuck away from Fek if this comes to fruition.
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“RIGHTNING BORT! RIGHTNING BORT! RIGHTNING BORT!”
“See so I was like banging this skank in Second Life who is probably actually a dude, and I was all like, dude, dude, wait, dude, like what if this also happened in real life? Like touching a boob for real? THIS WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME MOVIE.”
I live the video game “The Adventures of Bayou Billy” everyday.
I had this idea about jumping a chick when I was jerking it. I pitched it to the receptionist here at work and all it got me was a meeting with an HR rep.
[Reads boPa's comment]
Poll: Does that count as a dick step, or just similar thoughts?
“The story centers on a group…from around the world who are…each unaware of who they really are behind the cover of their consoles and avatars.”
You’ve got to be kidding. People really communicate like that? What a bunch of losers, wasting their lives away day after day.
Bah! Klingon-speaking Dwarves wielding axes, smoking Shire-leaf, and murdering orcs (darkies)? How could He ever live up to THAT standard?
*tucks pillowcase with eye-holes securely in top shelf*
“MMORPGS!” Is what I yell when I drop a hole stretcher of a deuce.
In the Grethor MMORPG you have to reach level 20 before you can go to the roller-discos.
They should make a movie about when I bought my laptop and it had The Sims installed on it and I went outside and played sports and talked to girls.
Great, all I need are a bunch of losers wearing head gear and ironic Borat t-shirts trying to rescue me from other nerds in orc suits.
*Whispers Auberdine is my happy place
** picks up orc suit from drycleaners for next Drunkcon **
@goDo–eerie similarities notwithstanding, no way am I joining together with you dopes for a real adventure. Well, OK.
I would never waste all my time talking to disembodied character stereotypes over the interweb alls day. Especially when my boss expects me to work now.
Bitch.
Wait until they find out the young woman pleading for help is actually a 42 yr old dude who grew into his couch and can’t reach the Cheetos. They can call it Chins Island.
Also, new up.
Dihty Masi asks, “Do you fear-uh rucky, punk?”
the sequel to this will be called Stargate and you’ll get a force field