06.23.09 THE LAST MOUTH FARTER
The Last Airbender is Manny Shyamalan’s adaptation of the animated Nickelodeon cartoon starring the sullen kid from Slumdog Millionaire. This is the first teaser for it, and it doesn’t give us much. Just a bald kid with an arrow on his head fighting some candles with a stick. I’m guessing he’s the one or the chosen one or the grand imperial wizard or Harry Potter’s f*ckbuddy or whatever.
The story follows the adventures of Aang, a ten year old successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside [isn't it "childish ways"?] and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations. [TrailerAddict]
And how will he do that??? You guessed it, he’s going to steal a Heart ring from Captain Planet. That Heart ring guy was always a pussy anyway.
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THE LAST MOUTH FARTER
Elton John calls what that kid just did a holocaust.
The shocking twist to this would be if it makes money.
“Shyamalan Hires Slumdog to Play Aang”
Theres a headline that makes me want to toss hot coffee on the dog…
You had Him at grand wizard, ol’ buddy!
where will his ill-placed cameo be in this flick?
If you follow that arrow down the back of his neck, you’ll see “I’m with stupid” tattooed at the end of it.
The Fire Nation’s capital is Key West.
Fuck that. N
The shocking twist is when Aang learns how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop!
New Orleans is on hiatus as Capitol of the Water Nation.
Fockin’ oiPhone.
The water nation is still angry that the other three didn’t ask them for a representative when they formed an R&B group back in the 70s.
James Cameron’s Avatar could be an animated gif of a fat kid dancing and still be better than this movie.
/Serious
Avatar:The Last Airbender (if you’re into anime) was a great. Tremendous story. Great action (especially for a kids show)
But if anybody could fuck this up, its that googly-eyed bastard.
First step…cast and INDIAN for a Chinese character’s part.
*great show
/not serious
Victoria Jackson just got cast as Appa.
Shamylan’s last picture was about an uncontrolled mass suicide event.
His next picture may cause one.
Methinks a more appropriate title would be “The Last Mouth Breather”.
I’d rather the ShamWow guy direct this than Shamylan
JUST EAT THE FUCKING OATMEAL WITH BLOOD IN IT YOU LITTLE SHIT!
The Black Eyed Peas could teach this kid a little somethin’ about putting out flames.
WHOOO! Topical.
“The Last Airbender” is what I call the night I almost OD’ed on nitrous oxide.
The Fire Water Nation lives on the reservation down the street from me.
I play an Air Fender.
“My name’s Aang and I’m here to bang.”
Wow, that is just too funny dude!
RT
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