ANOTHER KEVIN SPACEY MID-LIFE CRISIS
06.03.09This is the brand-new trailer for Shrink, which premiered at Sundance. In the movie, Kevin Spacey plays a psychiatrist to the stars, but recently, he’s been having a mid-life crisis, and has become glib and cynical. You can tell because of the stubble. In movies, existential crises are always accompanied by facial hair. If Jesus had shaved, he’d still be working in middle management.
Snootch Spooginson was a high-powered shrink used to helping people, until one day, he realized, HE was the one who needed help. (*record scratch*) (*Macauley Culkin screaming at the mirror*) (Cue Kevin Spacey with stubble)


What, does he take a cold shower?
This sounds like that science fiction one he did. You know, American Beauty.
Alternate title: Analyze Dis.
existential crises are always accompanied by facial hair.
Who knew that many Italian women could all have an existential crisis at the same time?
I think 1:39 sums it all up.
I assumed by the title this was a heterosexual love story.
I don’t think this is as cool as his no-panty-line nude thong he premiered at Sundance.
I’m not sure even Kevin Spacey is enough of a smug, creepy asshole to convince us he’s a psychiatrist.
Isn’t this just a feature of that show “In Treatment” that HBO is forcing down our throats right now?
Well that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Since they’ve gone out of their way to point out that there is one “i” in both “Kevin Spacey” and “Shrink,” allow me to counter with the fact that there are four in “dismissive wanking motion.”
Unshaved face = Life crisis
Unshaved balls = ???
Someone fill this in if they want, im too hungover to make it work….
inkypee, of course Kevin Spacey has the ol’ one-eye in him. You saw those pictures of him leering at the big book of dicks.
If my comment above doesn’t get a nom, I’m gonna tell myself it’s because I can’t count to five.
Hey, look, now there’s an “I” in “corner”…
I thought he grew a beard to tickle his boyfriend’s balls…
I think Kevin Spacey has some Daniel Craig popsicle in his beard.
Okay, I’ll give it a shot:
Unshaved face = Life crisis
Unshaved balls = cheap floss
I was under the impression that a mid-life crisis meant getting a sports car and fucking bitches in there 20′s.
Man, fuck getting old.
Snootch to the bootch!
*whisper* bootch means cock.
I’m waiting for the scene in the trailer where the patient looks down and finds that “Giant Cocks” coffee table book near the couch.
How many cocks does it take to change Kevin Spacey?