06.04.09 KATE WINSLET’S VAG ALMOST NOT HAIRY ENOUGH
What can I say, folks, I consider it a good day any time I get to use “vag” in the headline. The occasion is a story about The Reader, in which Kate Winslet had a nude scene like she always does. And as she told Allure, she had grow out her beef whiskers in order for her chatch to look more period-appropriate. …
Winslet tells Allure in the June issue that when filming “The Reader,” she had to grow in the hair “down there,” so to speak. She tells Allure, “because of years of waxing, as all of us girls know, it doesn’t come back quite the way it used to. They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough.” [MSNBC]
Wigs or no wigs, It’s a good thing they got it right. I can totally picture myself standing up in the theater yelling, “EXCUSE ME, THIS DYSLEXIC NAZI’S PUSSY ISN’T HAIRY ENOUGH!” But I do that at most movies.
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KATE WINSLET’S VAG ALMOST NOT HAIRY ENOUGH
What about her upper lips?
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Invizibul Semifor
I’m never going to see Snow Dogs with you again.
As long as actresses need merkins, Samuel L. Jackson is going to have a job in Hollywood.
Wait wait wait!!!
You mean to tell me… those things… can grow hair?!
Great, a fat chick with bush? It’s like I’m back at Purdue.
DYSLEXIC NAZI’S PUSSY
Best band name ever!
I wonder what the vag badger thinks about this.
Illiterate Nazi. Not dyslexic.
It’s not surprising to me that nothing is able to grow down there on this chick. Read between the lips: Kate Winslet is a slut.
Can I have some fries with that fur burger?
I nailed a hairy hippy chick once. Once.
I came away feeling as though I had slept on a cat lady’s couch and some asshole spilled patuli oil up my nose.
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DAVID FUCKING CARRADINE DIED!?!
Will Kevin Spacey need to wear an ass merkin for the gay porn version he is participating in (The Seeder)?
To be more authentic, she should have shaved her bush into the shape of a Swastika.
And called it a “Twatstika”
They should have gone with the little Hitler stache landing strip.
I understand how they feel. My major problem is that the Vag’s I screw are never hairy enough (for the police).
Kate shaves her pubes to give the ol’ snatchflaps the “optical inch.”
So, you’re saying the merkin was the final solution to this problem?
My problem is believing an Eastern German woman has a vagina.
Ich bin eine fürburger.
Nazi stache pubes = Hair Hitler.
We would also accept labiansraum.
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Ze kick is up . . . it’s gut!
Going down on her, you mein kampf up a hairball.
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