Comments on: JJ ABRAMS PRODUCING MISSION IMPOSSIBLE IV

By: Vodka

Vodka — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:39:26 +0000

I’ll piss in his Gatorade to keep it yellow.

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:22:59 +0000

Lawrence Fishburne(M:I3):I’ll bleed on the American flag to keep the stripes red.

No joke here. I just can’t believe that was actually a line in that movie.

Icewall Odornip — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:17:20 +0000

It’ll just be Tom and Katie’s honeymoon video edited, titled “Emission Impossible”

TengoDooter — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:17:11 +0000

Mission Impossible: Tom Cruise reaching his copy of Dyanetics when the maid puts it on the top shelf.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:15:06 +0000

I think Serious Cat just turned into Seriously? Cat.

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:13:31 +0000

Ethan Hunt(M:I1): Red Light! Green Light!

Producer: Um…sorry Tom….we’re gonna go with Red Light.

FistfulOAwesome — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:12:25 +0000

JJ ABRAMS PRODUCING MISSION IMPOSSIBLE IV

It will be out as soon as J.J. can find a decent rib place to get the necessary material for the script.

HurrggggPlop! TIME TRAVEL TO SAVE XENU.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:08:34 +0000

Mission Meh.

Burnsy — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:08:21 +0000

Studio exec: “Tom, getting people to keep watching this crap is impossible.”

Tom Cruise: “You people told me that playing sand volleyball in jeans was impossible, but I made that happen.”

Studio exec: “No, Tom. We didn’t say that was impossible. We said that was fucking gay.”

RoboPanda — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:07:46 +0000

Mission I’d Kinda Rather Sleep In Today, Thanks