06.26.09 JAMES FRANCO TRASHES AN APARTMENT
I may have mentioned this before, but I was once at a reading (*adjusts scarf*) where James Franco read a short story, and much as I wanted him to suck because he’s a handsome movie star, he was actually really good and I ended up having to give Schadenfreude Sloth mouth to mouth. Anyway, Franco trashes a studio apartment in this promo for the next Wholphin DVD. The promo is an internet-friendly 51 seconds, and it’s apparently part of a 32-minute film directed by Dave Eggers called The Room Before and After. Wholphin is the DVD companion to the McSweeney’s literary quarterly, and they do some fun stuff like “Patton Oswalt stares at the camera for four or five minutes.” If you’ve never heard of Wholphin, it’s probably because you didn’t go to an expensive enough liberal arts college. The other baristas don’t even respect you, man.
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JAMES FRANCO TRASHES AN APARTMENT
Does he use pumpkin bombs, or just light a canned chili fart?
Oh, and why is it that when Chino makes a joke about planes crashing it’s funny, but His Omega Man pilot scenario is scorned? *SOB*
I’d let James Franco destroy my womb.
…you probably didn’t go to an expensive enough liberal arts college.
Nope, I have a full-time job.
Does The School of Hard Knocks count as a liberal arts college? Because I went to the online school, the real one is in the ghetto and I heard that’s where the Bogeyman hangs out.
…you probably didn’t go to an expensive enough liberal arts college.
Nope. Barber college.
I can’t take it anymore. I’ve been living a lie. I am not, in fact, a liberal like I portray myself to be on the popular website “FilmDrunk.” I have no idea who Wholphin is.
I feel better.
My college had students who actually needed bikes for transportation and not because they saw Charlotte Gainsbourg riding one.
“Wholphin” means to whack-off a dolphin right?
Cause I’ve been trying to pitch my act to Sea World, and “Wholphin” rolls of the tongue nicely.
Watching that Patton Oswald video made me feel like the strippers get lap-dances from.
Today’s lesson: There is always a flip side to the coin.
james franco tore up a studio apartment then subsequently trashed a car, set Harvard-Westlake’s football field on fire, and fingered Tom Green…
I’m just kidding guys… Harvard-Westlake’s football field is turf
I’m self taught in the Labial arts, thank you very much. Only cost me some salve for the sores on my upper lip.
You could call this video “Apartment destroys James Franco,” because of the emotional state that he’s in. (Fixes tight fitting jeans, while hating my favorite band because they got popular)
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