Comments on: JAMES CAMERON TALKS AVATAR. A LOT.

By: Vodka

Vodka — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:55:48 +0000

Tom Hanks’ Angels & Demons character wants his head back.

By: Sir Nigel

Sir Nigel — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:51:42 +0000

I think they broadcast this on G4 because whenever they run promos like this, someone always asks “What’s the G4?” The answer is always “GAAAAAAAAAY.”

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:45:07 +0000

Maybe that should have been DURST’M…

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:30:54 +0000

DONG’M! Don’t hardly know e…

[Crappy explodes, dust clears as Crappy shaped figure of ash collapses into heap.]

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:25:32 +0000

Crap, you should join Dads Opposing Needless Genital Mutilation, or DONG’M. Their motto: “You can have the tip of my kid’s dick when you pry it from his cold, dead hands.”

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:18:01 +0000

I thought the best argument against circumcision was always, “Bitch, you’re not cutting the tip of that kid’s dick off cuz some primitive minded goat herder wrote about it in a book 3500 years ago!” Genital mutilation is what it is.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:15:12 +0000

[snicker]…Ubisoft…[teh he]

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:14:31 +0000

I had to create an alien planet complete with plants and animals that would live on that planet in seventh grade. I created a desert planet where science teachers were hunted by dinosaurs.

As a side note, it turns out I’m just “creative”, not “psychotic”.

By: MaxwellDemon

MaxwellDemon — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:13:50 +0000

@apba–that’s a compelling argument against circumcision.

/but Circumcision de Soleil is a delight for the senses

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:11:44 +0000

Somewhere, sometime, someone, is totally spilling seed to this clip.