06.02.09 JAMES CAMERON TALKS AVATAR. A LOT.
So far, the strategy for James Cameron’s Avatar (his first fiction film since Titanic, the highest-grossing movie of all time blah blah blah…) has been to reveal as little as possible and let the mystique fuel fanboys’ dreams. But at this recent Ubisoft E3 press conference, he finally opened up about the plot… for fourteen minutes. This approach seems to work just as well, because after listening to him talk about his imaginary alien planet for about three and half minutes I thought, “Eh, I’ll just wait for the movie.”
[via G4]
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JAMES CAMERON TALKS AVATAR. A LOT.
Looks like all that time at extreme pressures he has spent filming rusty piles of shit at the bottom of the ocean has just about squeezed his face out the top of his head.
Eh, I’ll just wait for the
snuffporn version.Crappy – be sure to look in the previous thread for my awesome ‘Salvage One’ reference.
I’m more interested in Crapbasket’s avatar.
Between this, bananas, and fireman movies, I am surprised this guy has time for church.
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Guy’cha! THERE’S TWO OF THEM???
[Jaw drops, head melts]
Stone FTW.
Avatar?
This isn’t about the guy from Double Dragon?
wellDem;
http://pictureisunrelated.com/2009/06/01/of-what-does-this-baby-concern/#comments
VaLince, I have information on this Waldo thing;
http://pictureisunrelated.com/2009/06/02/we-all-hide-in-theatre-ha-ha-ha/#comments
On James Cameron’s fake planet, all Avatar fans get laid.
@Burnsy–they prefer the term Avatards.
Somewhere, sometime, someone, is totally spilling seed to this clip.
@apba–that’s a compelling argument against circumcision.
/but Circumcision de Soleil is a delight for the senses
I had to create an alien planet complete with plants and animals that would live on that planet in seventh grade. I created a desert planet where science teachers were hunted by dinosaurs.
As a side note, it turns out I’m just “creative”, not “psychotic”.
[snicker]…Ubisoft…[teh he]
I thought the best argument against circumcision was always, “Bitch, you’re not cutting the tip of that kid’s dick off cuz some primitive minded goat herder wrote about it in a book 3500 years ago!” Genital mutilation is what it is.
Crap, you should join Dads Opposing Needless Genital Mutilation, or DONG’M. Their motto: “You can have the tip of my kid’s dick when you pry it from his cold, dead hands.”
DONG’M! Don’t hardly know e…
[Crappy explodes, dust clears as Crappy shaped figure of ash collapses into heap.]
Maybe that should have been DURST’M…
I think they broadcast this on G4 because whenever they run promos like this, someone always asks “What’s the G4?” The answer is always “GAAAAAAAAAY.”
Tom Hanks’ Angels & Demons character wants his head back.
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