06.15.09 IF ‘SAW’ WAS A MENTOS COMMERCIAL

Ironically, I never saw Saw, probably because I’m not a borderline retarded sociopath. Nonetheless, it makes great material for a Mentos commercial. Some solid editing, this. Don’t believe these commercials though. I premature ejaculated once, so I smiled and offered a Mentos as restitution, just like in the commercials. But she still made me pay.

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IF ‘SAW’ WAS A MENTOS COMMERCIAL

June 15th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:

I’d saw off your foot for fresher breath.

June 15th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Burnsy says:

Cary Elwes would like to know when he’ll be paid for this commercial.

June 15th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

Burnsy says:

Ryan Gosling put Mentos in a two liter of Diet Coke and then promptly cleaned it up.

June 15th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

Tom Egatherion says:

Cary Elwes would like a last name that doesn’t sound like a hairlipped Frenchman saying “elves”.

June 15th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

TengoDooter says:

Lince says “I’m not a borderline retarded sociopath.”

And yet he delights in teasing all week long about the CoTW and then at the very last moment announces no prize.

June 15th, 2009 at 2:26 pm

Donkey Hodey says:

Now we need to see the ‘Unbreakable’ commercial for Altoids, the curiously strong mints.

June 15th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

FistfulOAwesome says:

Most borderline retarded sociopaths prefer Fresh Meth to Fresh Breath.

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