06.23.09 IF LITTLE MERMAID WAS FREAKY & JAPANESE
If you’re ever really stoned or on mushrooms and need a mind blower, Hayao Miyazaki’s Spirited Away or Princess Mononoke will do the trick. His latest is called Ponyo (Japanese title: 
Gake no ue no Ponyo), and this is the trailer for the English version.
The film was inspired by Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tale “The Littler Mermaid” and centers on a 5-year-old boy (Frankie Jonas) and his relationship with a goldfish princess named Ponyo (Noah Cyrus) who longs to become human. Making up the English language voice cast are Noah Cyrus, Cate Blanchett, Matt Damon, Tina Fey, Cloris Leachman, Liam Neeson, Lily Tomlin, Betty White and Frankie Jonas. [RopeofSilicon]
Sources say the Japanese version will be out on DVD with English subtitles in July, a month before the English-language version. I urge everyone to watch the Japanese version, because the last thing we need is to reward Disney for pimping out the younger, unfamous siblings of both Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. Use the child actors you have, don’t create more. It’s dangerous. Every current child actor is a potential future wife beater, murderer, or Scientologist. Or worse (*shudder*), Danny Masterson.
[Available in HD at Apple]
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IF LITTLE MERMAID WAS FREAKY & JAPANESE
WTf…I’m too fucking *something* i was considering posting in a dead thread for like 15 mins…I need a prairie dog egg, and a blowjob, and a Lamborghini.
Ahh. The Ponyo is the meaty part of the fish.
I shit you not, there’s this freaky Japanese Cinderella where she masturbates with a fish.
God I hope this flounders.
IF LITTLE MERMAID WAS FREAKY & JAPANESE
I thought Ursula already worked for that?
Half the scenes look like Miyazaki just took the idea of thousand of sperm rushing at something and replaced it with other red fraggle rock looking things….fuck it i tried.
Fist, tentacles are not meant in that fashion….Tendrils though are another deal all together
Damn the economy’s bad. Disney is even outsourcing their own movies now.
Alternate Title: Ditching Nemo
If Rosario Dawson were a mermaid I’d motorboat the shit outta her tailfin.
Then I’d eat it wiff some wasabi and soy.
What?
And no one gets raped by a squid?
Fuck this.
*pulls zipper back up*
The best part is when this fucker gets filtered through a giant whales’ baleen and the ecosystem is in order. Nature Rocks! … Did I pass out watching the discovery channel last night?
In this, the Jamaican crab smokes sea weed.
You gonna need a bigger bowl.
If you’re ever really stoned or on mushrooms and need a mind blower
watch Urotsukidōji. Fuck the non-believers.
As long as none of their movies aren’t outsourced from Israel or Florida, Walt Disney doesn’t care where they come from.
@ Erswi
How much does a mind blower cost b/c the regular trick just aint cutting it.
Maaaaaattt Daaaayyymoooonnn
It’s great to see Little Boy and Fat Man are still doing their job to this day.
^obligatory
One time in college I ate a bunch of magic mushrooms and watched “Princess Mononoke.” Midway through the movie my date got up and left, sure I shit my pants but still…
Well at least now he doesn’t have much room to complain when it turns out she tastes like fish.
Tetsuooooooo! What? You telling me this is the one japanese movie without a giant psychic amalgamation of flesh that used to be a boy?
If the Little Mermaid were Japanese, they’d herd her into a shallow cove and slaughter her to make an aphrodisiac out of her scales.
This is actually the story of what happened to the baby girls that were drowned by their parents for not being boys.
(Japan, China, who cares)
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