Comments on: MICHAEL BAY LOVES ALIEN TEENS

By: vyjuncg

vyjuncg — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:07:22 +0000

I hope the aliens are jive talking intergalactic drug dealers with huge dicks and bad credit.

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:56:06 +0000

In conjunction with the film, they are going to reissue James Frey’s biography under the title I Am Number Two.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:46:29 +0000

Yeah, the main story is about number four, but everybody knows that seven of nine is much more attractive.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:37:36 +0000

James’ frey, Michael’s bay, Steven’s gay.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:29:56 +0000

I’m having trouble caring about a war between two planets that sound like they’re named after European skin care companies.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:27:24 +0000

Health class on Lorien was always entertaining. “Your body is going to start going through changes. Your voice will crack and deepen, hair will grow where it hasn’t before, and you will be able to see through walls and bench press cars. Don’t be worried, these are all perfectly normal.”

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:26:56 +0000

So…Galadriel and Celeborn end up in Ohio to escape the forces of Mordor?

(Google “Lorien”, I promise you this alien bullshit will NOT be the first hit. It will be Elven bullshit!)

By: Miles North

Miles North — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:22:29 +0000

@ Burnsy : Dead on, beat me to it.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:21:16 +0000

Alien Teens?

So it’s safe to assume this movie take place at a Quinceañera?

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:21:05 +0000

Jesus, the Cavs will sign anyone.