HONEST PRODUCER QUOTE OF THE DAY
06.17.09
I’d never heard of the Tom Trueheart series of children’s books before today, but a live-action adaptation of the first book was just greenlit with a $60 million budget. My favorite part is quote from producer David Uslan:
“It could have easily been a wonderful comic book series or graphic novel. When I look at a property, I not only look for a great character-driven feature film but a video game, a toy line and a digital series as well. ‘The Secret History of Tom Trueheart’ hits all those platforms, along with having great international appeal.” [THR]
“Because the job of the modern-day producer is not just to ask ‘is it a good story?’, but also, ‘Can it be a ringtone? Will it Twitter? And what of iPhone apps?’”

Does it produce boners? Will I cum? How tight do I have to have the belt so as not to end up like David Carridine?
Dear Lord, please let someone just make an actually good film, and not merchandise the hell out of it or make a million sequels. I do not need another Remains of the Day lunchbox, or Brat Pack bobble head. Amen
Ryan Gosling’s alter-ego is named “Tom Trueheart”
Girl, you know its true.
If they didn’t market movies like they do, then I would have never came across my Heath Ledger Pez/Ambien dispenser.
Thats complete crap. Nobody is swayed by that sort of stuff. Now I need to go make important calls on my LG phone, do the dew to keep up my Rad-ness and then chill out with some Terminator Rise of the Machines on Xbox Live.
So…no one is going to mention the pencil sticking out of that kid’s ass?
The video game will be touted as “Kid Icarus, only gayer.”
SPOILER ALERT: In those crappy shoes, he breaks his ankle, which turns gangrenous and requires amputation. For his adult life, he’s known as Tom Falseleg.
I hope they confirmed that printing the word “Trueheart” on millions of McDonalds Happy Meal boxes will not cause the universe to implode in a vortex of irony.
I hear at the end of the series, he wakes up and it was all a dream, meaning Larry and his two brothers Daryl never really existed.
Even the Care Bears think this kid got a sissy name.
David Carradine’s family would like to know how Tom Trueheart got so good handling rope and where he’s been in the last couple of weeks.
Tom Trueheart is better than my nickname in middle school: Paul Looseass
Yeah, but is he a vampire?
Whatever guys! Trueheart is a bad ass! He even has a sword!