America’s sweetheart and noted joy-to-work-with Katherine Heigl has signed up for Life as We Know It, which surprisingly isn’t a Lifetime movie of the week.
Project dates back to 2001, when Revolution bought the spec from scribes Ian Deitchman and Kristin Rusk Robinson. Story follows two unattached adults whose worlds are turned upside down when their mutual best friends die in an accident and name them as caregivers for their orphaned daughter. Heigl and her mother Nancy Heigl are exec producing. [Variety]
Just in case you’re an aspiring screenwriter, here are the templates for a Katherine movie:
COMEDY: A wacky circumstance brings two attractive people together. At first they resist, then they fall in love.
DRAMA: A tragic circumstance forces two attractive people together. At first they cry, then they struggle, then they fall in love.
Also, another great comedic device is if the main character has to adopt an otter.
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Well, when they sell the child on the black market, they won’t have to “Heigl” a price.
I adopted a female otter. I refer to her as my step-dotter.
This only got green-lighted because Seth Rogen is set to co-star and the name was changed to Knocked Down.
I hope after the movie comes out, Heigl doesn’t bad mouth the otters. Unlike writers, they will stab you.
Shit, is “bad mouth” one word, or two? Vince grades for grammar and spelling on here…
Do you think it’s possible, that with enough rophenol, i can tag that mom/daughter team?
Where’s that darn Hitman when you really need him?
DOR SHO GHA! Dub lives!!!
Indeed Fek, but like Katherine Keigl’s step-father at night, I gotta blow my load and split (them cheecks).
I want to punch this movie in the FUPA.
The rohypnol would be for who exactly ? Self administered, maybe.
“Nancy Heigl” just sounds like a name you’d regret sexing.
I only fuck around with orphaned daughters, if they give me a decoder cock ring first.
How fucking sexy owuld a monster truck that looks like an ice cream truck be? It could have two gigantic scoops of “Chunky Monkey” for truck nuts!
NO! NOOOOOOO!!! I DON’T WANT MY MEDICINE, MOTHER!
Point being, The Mighty Feklahr has been fixin’ up the ol’ BTK “I Scream” truck a little. The red in the flames? The blood of weeping children.
It’s all in the details, Fek.
Not even a “negative” test result will make Katherine Heigl smile.
What a shitty “mutual best friend”. If any of my pals ever die and leave me one of their degenerate fucking kids, I’m raising that little shit to believe that his father was a gay, Nazi sniper.
I keep trying to type something and I can only GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! See? That’s all I can tyGAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
I want to watch this movie at the drive-in with the film projected onto the space between Katherine Heigl’s eyes.