‘HEAVY METAL’ SOUNDS PRETTY METAL
06.08.09
Heavy Metal was a 1981 film founded on the idea that the only thing better than tits is tits, fire, and aliens. Such timeless themes are bound to come back, which is why it had a sequel in 2000, and now there’s a new version in the works. The surprising thing is the amount of talent rumored to be involved. Heavy Metal magazine editor Kevin Eastman recently said in an interview with FilmSchoolRejects…
I’ve got breaking news that David Fincher and James Cameron are going to be Co-Executive Producers on the film. Fincher will direct one. Cameron will direct one. Zack Snyder is going to direct one and Gore Verbinski is going to. [Kung Fu Panda director] Mark Osborne and Jack Black from Tenacious D are going to do a comedy segment for the film. Three other directors have agreed but we haven’t signed them, but they’re equally as jaw-dropping. So we’re on cloud nine to be working with such an amazing amount of talent.”
It just goes to show, everyone will show up when you’ve got chicks sword fighting with their boobs out. It’s something I try to remember every time I throw a house party, bris, or quinceñera.

They need all this talent to make up for the abortion that last Heavy Metal movie was. Blarf..
Pic: Betty Page: The Metal Years
This will make money Hanover Fist.
Brett Ratner felt snubbed by his exclusion so he’s teaming with Nickelback and Creed to film Cock Rock.
Lince, how did you manage to find a picture of His high school guidance counselor, anyway?
Fans of the original Heavy Metal are excited about hiring babysitters and catching a show after a nice dinner at the Macaroni Grill.
Banner pic reminds me of my mom. (When she said don’t play with those you’ll poke your eye out.)
The Tin Man’s dick sounds pretty metal.
Wasn’t Heavy Metal animated? Or was I THAT stoned?
On second thought, I definitely was. I’ve seen it three times and still have no idea what the hell it’s about.
It’s a parable about the fragility of life, and how love can bring humanity together as one. Artisticly symbolized through animated scenes of rape, swords and magic.
…Technology and shit…
New up, now with bigger robots.
I want the live action version of Rock and Rule starring Miley Cyrus as the half chipmunk blonde and Adrien Brody as the half rat love interest.
I know nobody cares when you have tetotas in a metal bra, but its quinceañera.
It´s a live action or an animated movie?