06.11.09 HEATHER GRAHAM IS A GREAT NIPPLES
Er, I mean boobs. I mean actress. Anyway, here’s Heather Graham at the Hangover premiere in England proving that the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his giant boner. Because the color of her dress really brings out her eyes (she has eyes, right?).
I’d be pissed if I was the director. There’s no way anyone within a 15-seat radius of Heather Graham paid any attention to the movie. That’s like being the groomsman at a wedding and just hanging your balls out of your zipper during the ceremony. Except sexier. If that’s possible.
[via BWE]
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HEATHER GRAHAM IS A GREAT NIPPLES
Dude, really? She looks like my grandma with slightly tighter skin.
well then I wanna f you in the grandma.
Heather Graham is the Rolls-Royce Nia Vardalos.
I wish I was Carlos.
Deal, here’s a shovel.
Being that her last name is “Graham”, I want to put a chocolate bar and marshmellows between her tits, then put her on a stick and hold her over a fire.
You made two excellent points there, Vinky.
You should have seen how we used the ring bearer at our wedding. We had to go with a toddler because my wife has dainty fingers.
Fat chicks are usually named Heather, but in this case, fat tits are attached to a Heather.
Heather is as light as a feather and Påüłÿ is as stiff as a board.
The groomsman with his balls hanging out wasn’t the problem, it was the priest with the visible erection people kept talking about. Guess we shouldn’t have gone with that ring bearer after all…
Enjoy the Megan Fox and Heather Graham posts while you can boys, Vince is trying to butter us up for some really gay news later on. I can just sense it.
Shirtless Stath? I hope so.
“Butter Up” and “Gay” should never EVER be in the same sentence…
without my permission.
I think I just said I have gaydar.
GRRRR…..RETARD/KANGAROO MMA SET TO RAP-METAL!
Chicks need bras like they need opinions.
I just changed her name to “Heather Yams” in my mind.
If Heather Graham were a Smurf, her name would be Rapee Smurph.
keyHo, think positive, maybe this is karmic retribution for yesterday’s Bruno post.
Heather and I have so much in common. For instance, her dress matches my balls.
Damn Heather Graham looks hot. What the hell was Ed Burns thinking when he broke up with her? Oh wait. I remember. He was thinking, “I like dick.”
I’d still fuck her like she was Rollergirl. . . while she tried to skate away from me.
Poor choice in footwear while being raped is alls I’m sayin’.
Hangover? More like Hanging Low.
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