Comments on: FINALLY, A MODERN HAMLET. NOW I CAN SLEEP. http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/hamlet-hirsch-hardwicke FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:13:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: J-Dog http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/hamlet-hirsch-hardwicke#comment-199242 J-Dog Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:46:00 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14289#comment-199242 Hollywood, raping classical literature since 1910. Hollywood, raping classical literature since 1910.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/hamlet-hirsch-hardwicke#comment-199185 Crapbasket Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:07:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14289#comment-199185 New jeebus fucklick christ more goddam zombies up New jeebus fucklick christ more goddam zombies up

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/hamlet-hirsch-hardwicke#comment-199183 Fek'lhr Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:07:03 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14289#comment-199183 Dude, Rot! elle0-nice Dude, Rot!

elle0-nice

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/hamlet-hirsch-hardwicke#comment-199182 Donkey Hodey Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:06:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14289#comment-199182 Instead of putting on a play to catch his uncle in a fit of conscience, he challenges him to a game of Poker. Hamlet makes sure his uncle is constantly dealt the King of Hearts (the one with a knife in the back of his head). Through his excellent poker skills, he gets a read on him that way and is convinced he did it. <i>::: 75% chance Hollywood comes up with something dumber than that :::</i> Instead of putting on a play to catch his uncle in a fit of conscience, he challenges him to a game of Poker. Hamlet makes sure his uncle is constantly dealt the King of Hearts (the one with a knife in the back of his head). Through his excellent poker skills, he gets a read on him that way and is convinced he did it.

::: 75% chance Hollywood comes up with something dumber than that :::

]]> By: Michelle07 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/hamlet-hirsch-hardwicke#comment-199180 Michelle07 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:58:32 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14289#comment-199180 Oiphelia is what the Stath yells out at his prostate exams Oiphelia is what the Stath yells out at his prostate exams

]]> By: Michelle07 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/hamlet-hirsch-hardwicke#comment-199179 Michelle07 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:49:01 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14289#comment-199179 I can't wait to see Wilson Phillips play the 3 witches. I can’t wait to see Wilson Phillips play the 3 witches.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/hamlet-hirsch-hardwicke#comment-199178 Donkey Hodey Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:44:12 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14289#comment-199178 More like Lame-ertes, am I right? *Holds hand up for high five, realizes how long it's been since Rotwangchung was last seen* More like Lame-ertes, am I right?

*Holds hand up for high five, realizes how long it’s been since Rotwangchung was last seen*

]]> By: Burnsy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/hamlet-hirsch-hardwicke#comment-199177 Burnsy Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:42:44 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14289#comment-199177 Vin Diesel expressed interest in Richard III until someone told him it wasn't a sequel. Vin Diesel expressed interest in Richard III until someone told him it wasn’t a sequel.

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/hamlet-hirsch-hardwicke#comment-199175 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:42:22 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14289#comment-199175 This movie is going to take place in <i>Scandalousnavia</i>... *snaps twice in a circle* This movie is going to take place in Scandalousnavia…

*snaps twice in a circle*

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/hamlet-hirsch-hardwicke#comment-199174 MaxwellDemon Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:41:06 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14289#comment-199174 Meh. I would be more excited about uncle killing if Brett Ratner had a nephew. Meh. I would be more excited about uncle killing if Brett Ratner had a nephew.

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