In the new trailer for 2012 (the world is ending, just like the Mayans predicted! With asteroids! …Uh, or floods! Wait, no, fire! Ooh! Ooh! And tidal waves!) director Roland Emmerich blows up:
- The Capitol building
- The Washington Monument
- The Sistine Chapel
- The USS John Kennedy
- The… Lincoln Memorial?
- That big Jesus statue in Brazil (Cristo Redentor?)
- A Winnebago
- The Eiffel Tower?
- An entire train
- Air Force One
I heard Michael Bay and Stephen Sommers watched this together and started making out halfway through.
SOMMERS: Ah wish ah could quit you.
BAY: (*explosion sound*)*
I also enjoy how every “event-sized” movie has to have a building explode onto the camera during the trailer. It’s like CGI bukkake.
See it in HD over at Yahoo.
*and yes, I stole that joke from commenter Burnsy
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This movie isn’t too proud of itself.
This movie is as full of shit as my stepmovie.
First step of being gay Euro trash:
Pronounce Yahoo…”Yah-oo”
Second step:
Sit on the couch as if you were getting a blowjob from Dean Devlin.
This movie has been made forty times but doesn’t give a fuck.
So, since the world’s going to hell in a hand basket in three and a half years, any of the FD ladies wanna fuck?
This is unbelievable. First off, the USS JFK was decommissioned a few years ago. Second, any good sailor knows you have to turn into a com
shoting wave.Hey, guess what the Mayans would be doing right now if they were still around? Making the next calender, just like they did after each previous one ended. Also, probably skinning people alive and such.
“Mankind’s earliest civilization warned us this day would come”
And yet, Hollywood greenlit it anyway.
That was clearly Fred Armisen.
This movie is no different to a madman walking around with a sandwich board that reads “The end of the world is nigh” or “Golf Sale Here”.
Oddly enough, His previous thread’s movie is getting paroled in 2012.
President Glover is getting too old for this shit.
This movie loves when something explodes right after someone drives past it.
The Mayans knew the world would fall apart in December of 2012 because the last payment is due in November.
Apocalypse: Mayan Calendar Immunity!
*Apocalypse is shot right in the head*
President Glover: Its just been revoked.
I thought Danny Glover was playing the role of President Obama’s gums….
John Cusack has gone from Say Anthing to Do Anything.
Nostradamus called up Emmerich and was like “Dude, calm down, you’re stealin’ my thunder”
09-09-09 is pissed about all the attention 12-12-12 is getting. 10-10-10 and 11-11-11 couldn’t give a fuck and just want to be left alone.
President Glover does not care about white people.
@Crap
I thought 07-07-07 08-08-08 09-09-09?
Tha Satanists are still pissed that 06/06/06 was a big let down
cough*it’s 12/21/12*cough
Is it ironic that President Murtaugh partner Riggs directed another Mayan movie…strangely called Apocalypto?
Cusack’s character may seem like he’s scared shitless when the Winny gets hit by the meteor, but deep inside he’s ecstatic about telling his pain in the ass Mother In Law to go lie on the bed in back to take a rest 20 minutes earlier.
Roland Emmerich, director of such hits as “Universal Soldier” and “Godzilla”, brings you another film where cars and planes can’t outrun explosions and tidal waves.
Probably more coincidental than ironic. If the production of a movie warning about the end of the world triggered a chain of events that led to the end of the world then it would be situational irony. I’m not going to take any chances and not watch it.
@ theying
That makes this even more gay.
Hardy har har!!!! This movie is so unrealistic! America would never elect a black President.
Hey Fek! Whatya gone do after the… awww fuck it.
Fuck this, I’m going back to stepfather.
A winnebago?
*puts down mask*
LONE STAR!
Morgan Freeman plays the President in Deep Impact. A fucking meteor hits the earth.
Danny Glover play the President in 2012 and the fucking earth practically falls apart.
That proves it.
God is racist.
There are more women besides me on FD? well go figure…
Mayans the “first civilization on Earth”? Check
Aircraft carrier wiping out White House? Check
John Cusak one step away from humping a donkey for money? Check
you forgot to add John Cusack’s career to the list of things destroyed in this trailer
@Crapbasket
You couldn’t be more right. Well played.