06.18.09 GRR, STUFF BLOWING UP & BLACK PRESIDENTS!

This movie isn’t too proud of itself.

This movie is as full of shit as my stepmovie.

First step of being gay Euro trash:

Pronounce Yahoo…”Yah-oo”

Second step:

Sit on the couch as if you were getting a blowjob from Dean Devlin.

This movie has been made forty times but doesn’t give a fuck.

So, since the world’s going to hell in a hand basket in three and a half years, any of the FD ladies wanna fuck?

This is unbelievable. First off, the USS JFK was decommissioned a few years ago. Second, any good sailor knows you have to turn into a comshoting wave.

Hey, guess what the Mayans would be doing right now if they were still around? Making the next calender, just like they did after each previous one ended. Also, probably skinning people alive and such.

“Mankind’s earliest civilization warned us this day would come”

And yet, Hollywood greenlit it anyway.

That was clearly Fred Armisen.

This movie is no different to a madman walking around with a sandwich board that reads “The end of the world is nigh” or “Golf Sale Here”.

Oddly enough, His previous thread’s movie is getting paroled in 2012.

President Glover is getting too old for this shit.

This movie loves when something explodes right after someone drives past it.

The Mayans knew the world would fall apart in December of 2012 because the last payment is due in November.

Apocalypse: Mayan Calendar Immunity!

*Apocalypse is shot right in the head*

President Glover: Its just been revoked.

I thought Danny Glover was playing the role of President Obama’s gums….

John Cusack has gone from Say Anthing to Do Anything.

Nostradamus called up Emmerich and was like “Dude, calm down, you’re stealin’ my thunder”

09-09-09 is pissed about all the attention 12-12-12 is getting. 10-10-10 and 11-11-11 couldn’t give a fuck and just want to be left alone.

President Glover does not care about white people.

@Crap

I thought 07-07-07 08-08-08 09-09-09?

Tha Satanists are still pissed that 06/06/06 was a big let down

cough*it’s 12/21/12*cough

Is it ironic that President Murtaugh partner Riggs directed another Mayan movie…strangely called Apocalypto?

Cusack’s character may seem like he’s scared shitless when the Winny gets hit by the meteor, but deep inside he’s ecstatic about telling his pain in the ass Mother In Law to go lie on the bed in back to take a rest 20 minutes earlier.