NEW GI JOE POSTER HAS MORE SIDE BOOB
06.15.09For all those people who doubted me when I said Sienna Miller’s sunglasses were photoshopped on in the international G.I. Joe Poster, here’s the new poster as evidence. Amazing how they were able to change the glasses and still get her to stand in that same exact position, isn’t it? And don’t act like we all haven’t already seen Sienna Miller’s boobs. They ain’t that big. (not that I wouldn’t still touch them if she wandered too close)
In related news, Variety debunks the rumor that director Stephen Sommers was fired halfway through shooting. That doesn’t mean the movie won’t still be really crappy, because it will. I love how the first defense of any of these turds is, “It wasn’t a bad movie, it was just meant for kids!” Which sounds great until you look at the poster for the same film and it has Carmen Electra deepthroating a cucumber.
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NEW GI POSTER HAS MORE SIDE BOOB
I looked everywhere and I still don’t see Stephen Sommers or Lorenzo Di Bonaventura.
Needs more sidecock.
P.S. “Sidecock” is my C.B. handle.
Stormshadow still looks best with underboob.
“It wasn’t a bad movie, it was just meant for kids!” doesn’t work in court when they start showing all the homemade porn you kept hidden behind your walls.
The heck with the glasses, I wanna know how they got her to stand perfectly still while they straightened her hair.
Sienna Miller is so perfectly motionless you would almost think I was having sex with her.
Aren’t her glasses the same and she has different hair? What the fuck do I know? I’m just here for the gang-bang.
“it was just meant for kids!…..Carmen Electra deepthroating a cucumber on it.”
And what is wrong with teaching children about a diet rich in vegetables?
You’re like an Italian Matlock.
George Lucas is going to sue for half of the $10 million deficit that this movie’s going to have for using the Millennium Falcon Backdrop without his permission.
The two posters are there to appeal to those that do and don’t believe in global warming.
How is this poster not from the 80s.