Comments on: FRIDAY FREE FOR ALL: AWESOMETOWN

By: smart_as_paint_you_are_jim_lad

smart_as_paint_you_are_jim_lad — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:23:56 +0000

Looks like ol’ P Grip was sued for Hamster on a piano

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:52:36 +0000

In Awesometown chics say hi by giving you head.

And they say goodbye by taking it in the ass.

Oski — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:45:26 +0000

There were 10 different kinds of Nachos before the fat chick showed up.

Oski — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:42:22 +0000

In Awesometown, Brett Ratner is the tranny sucking off a shitty director.

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:39:41 +0000

In Awesometown Tom Rothman keeps getting hit by bird shit.

Oski — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:37:28 +0000

In Awesometown, Leighton Meester is giving me a footjob instead of me waiting for somebody to put her sextape up on rapidshare.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:34:58 +0000

In Awesometown, the hookers have teeth.

Oski — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:33:45 +0000

If I could make galaxies explode with my kicks, I still couldn’t convince Hollywood execs to not let Friedberg and Seltzer make another movie.

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:31:57 +0000

Man. Even in Awesometown there still is a chubby ass girl in a shirt too tight for her flab dancing by herself in the corner.

We are all the same.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:29:20 +0000