FRIDAY FREE FOR ALL: DINOSAUR ISLAND
06.12.09Friday Free For All is that time of the week when I post videos that may or may not be timely, newsworthy, or relevant. Because only communists work hard on Friday. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com.
Today’s clip is a compilation of scenes from the under-remembered classic Dinosaur Island, which doesn’t appear to have any dinosaurs, just lots of boobs. It was directed by Fred Olen Ray, whom you remember from the equally awesome Biohazard. He also directed The Girl with Sex-Ray Eyes, which just went on my Netflix queue. [via EverythingisTerrible]
SUPER MEGA BONUS VIDEO ACTION! After the jump, check out two Russian (maybe?) guys on the Russian (maybe?) version of America’s got talent. I’m pretty sure it’s not real, but it is pretty awesome.
[Via GorillaMask]
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You ALWAYS bring your boom box to Dinosaur Island.
My official stance on whether that second video is real is “who the fuck cares? watch the first video more”.
Suddenly I’m thirsty for a tall glass of Schmitts.
Kung Fu hasn’t been gayer since it died in a closet wearing a wig and women’s underwear.
Kudos to the archer for the authentic Eastern European prole costume although shooting at a moldy potato rather than a crisp apple would have hammered the stereotype home.
Dinosaur Island is inhabited by the Lickalotapus.
Don’t forget the Megasoreass, Chino.
I always hated the Pedodactyl, myself.
I like how the Cavewoman who has never been taught to read English can somehow mistakenly mispronounce “Chemistry” by making the “ch” sound even though it wasn’t even written down and only spoken to her by the science guy. Maybe the actress actually mispronounced it for real. Either possibility makes this movie awesomely bad.
Oh, and Chino, when there’s more than one Lickalotapus, they’re called Lickalotapie.
Not all Dinosaur Island. I am ashamed to admit that I recognize the beginning from The Bikini Carwash Company II.
“Mmmmm, pterodactyl” was my father’s wedding vows.