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In this Joanna Cassidy PSA from the 70s, she starts out looking directly at me and talkin’ all soft like we’re about to do it. But then just as I start to get all hot, she turns into a bear and tells me to prevent forest fires. Pff, women.
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The last time a bitch turned into a bear on me is the last time I drank Jager and 151 on the same night.
It was also the last time I went to that bar called “Aint Noboday’s Buisness”.
Also….dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
The carpet not only matches the drapes…the drapes are sprawled all over the fucking house.
Smokey was the original Buffalo Bill, yo.
NOT THE BEE GEES! WHY THE BEE GEES?
I have no sound, so I’m just going to go ahead and call that video “Women before and after marriage”.
I had a dream like that once. Only it was Soley Moonfry,
and she turned into Bear Grylls……It was a wet dream.
There’s a Freddie Mercury PSA like this where he warns you to be careful when rubbing two sticks together.
I was all like, Yo I would bang this chick, and then she turned into a bear and I was like, YO I WOULD BANG THIS CHICK!
Everyone knows you never go full Joanna Cassidy. Never.
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An old man wearing a spiderman costume pulled this trick on me in 1987 and after i got out of that spideymobile, i told everyone that spiderman has troubles with erections. no one believed me that year.