Friday Free For All is that time of the week when I post videos that may or may not be timely, newsworthy, or relevant. Because only a-holes work hard on Friday. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com (preferably on Friday morning, because Daddy drinks to forget).
Two Friday Free for All clips today: the first, above, which is old but awesome, details monkey drinking habits. Which as it turns out are strikingly similar to our own. Videos’s a little long by internet standards and definitely more “interesting” than funny, but great for reinforcing your alcoholism if you’ve got three minutes to spare. Among the insights:
“Monkeys that are heavy drinkers make better leaders, respected by other monkeys.”
See? Monkeys are just like frat guys. (*chugs beer, looks around for chest bump*) And if you don’t have three minutes to spare, check out the cat in the wig and cape after the jump. Made me laugh almost instantly. I think he might be a Brimley Cat.
[both videos courtesy OhHaveyouSeenThis]



I’ve noticed cats don’t like to move when you put things on them. Like lighter fluid.
i told my prom date’s father that I wanted to pet the pussy on their couch and for some reason he pulled out his shotgun
Drunk Monkey to Pretty Cat: Unlike most guys, I luv Hair-e Puss-e! You doin anythin late-ur?
Is that video from the 70′s when people preferred extra hair on their kitties?
I’m like those monkeys, except instead of stealing Island Girls drinks, I steal their hearts. (You guys focus on dismemberment to much if you expected that kind of joke. Guy’s gotta eat to you know (boils Fava Beans and chills Chianti)
I think that gato might be Pauly because it’s high as fuck.
The drunker I get, the more respect I get. Respect is when they leave money on the nightstand, right?
Hey FistO, I’m pretty sure that’s a meal better suited for liver.
OK, which one of the Drunkettes was this:
[vancouver.en.craigslist.ca]
Was that a merkin?
Drunken monkeys are more likely to be swingers.
Chino, when I leave money on the nightstand that’s not respect, love. That’s an apology.
Is it just me or did that cat start to look like Wilford Brimley in drag after about 20 seconds? I kept excepting useful information about diabeetis…