Comments on: FRED DURST DURSTED MICHAEL JACKSON

By: nominus

nominus — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:20:27 +0000

I just heard that Pepsi will be sponsoring the eternal flame for Michael Jackson’s grave.

By: Sir Nigel

Sir Nigel — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:21:07 +0000

Q: How does Michael Jackson keep his youth?
A: Pizza and Nintendo.

By: sly

sly — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:12:22 +0000

Tour? So opening up for Styx at the local Indian gaming casino actually counts as a tour now? I’m headed to Rite Aid, Wendy’s and the post office… am I on tour?

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:11:26 +0000

QAH PLAH!!
http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/25/engrish-i-swallow/#comments

By: nice guy eddie

nice guy eddie — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:08:33 +0000

Michael Jackson dying wish was to donate his organ to a 9yr old.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:03:09 +0000

I look at that banner pic and think to myself, “Self, that is a real person.” And myself answers, “Fuck off dude, you’re high. Fo-to-shop!”

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:02:05 +0000

Peacock feathers in the bathroom?

I guess if you’ve sucked as much dick as he has, you’d pee cocks too.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:01:47 +0000

King of Pop?
More Like Ring of Poop! LOLZ!!1!

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:00:55 +0000

Fuck

By: Erswi

Erswi — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:57:12 +0000

Yes.