
Much as I love Timothy Olyphant, Hitman was a movie based on a video game based on an amalgam of b-movies that pretty much everyone hated. But of course Fox wants a sequel. Or as IESB puts it:
IESB has confirmed that 20th Century Fox has hired writer Kyle Ward to pen the script for the sequel to Hitman! The original Hitman movie was a bona fide hit released in 2007 with an estimated gross of 100 million dollars in worldwide box office receipts not including DVD sales and television broadcast rights.
Now, I guess I don’t understand the movie business. Because it seems to me, if you open a pizza place, and everyone on the block comes to the grand opening and buys a slice, but then they spend the next week pissing out their ass and talking about how much your pizza sucks, your receipts may not be the best indicator of the public’s appetite for more of your pizza. Or as a Fox Exec might say, “Dude! Everyone’s talking about your pizza!”



Welcome to Hollywood, where Hitman is a bonafide hit and Return of the Jedi has yet to turn a profit. You won’t be needing THIS… * rips soul from chest * …any more.
The Stath says an “Olyphant” never forgets.
Please don’t ass-piss in the piss boot.
This movie was so bad the porn industry wouldn’t even make a play on words movie equivalent.
Timothy Olyphant is a lot like underage pü$$y. Better with hair.
Amiright?
Apparently the Hitman I hired hasn’t done his job.
A chic with a tattoo on her face is about as sexy as and ex Bolivian secret service operative with burns all over her back…wait whats that now? Olga Kurylenko played both of those rolls?
*SPOILER ALERT*. That joke doesn’t work as well as it did in my head.
The only way Fox could make this worse is doing a movie about a hitman(A person paid to KILL people) and rate it PG-13… wait whats that now? They did the movie Elektra?
Hitman 2- Fuck, I missed.
Hitman 2: I Quitman
At no time has “number 2″ ever been so appropriate for a
movie sequel.
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“I’d say you’re about a 7, 7 and a half”
Fact. Timothy Olyphant was fockin’ hilarious in Girl Next Door. Fact.
Someone tell David Fincher that his movie is running like crap right now.
“Dude! Everyone’s talking about your pizza!” is the title of Ashton Kutcher’s next gig.
I would rather hunt hobos for sport.
Let’s address the olyphant in the room…this movie is going to blow…Jenna Haze style.
::Wakes up with his limp dick in his hand::
Is this the cancer ward?
IT’S ALIVE!
Also, new up.
Interesting, considering my friend Michael already wrote it and handed in his draft earlier this year…