06.29.09 HOW’S TASTES MY CGI?
For thousands of years (give or take), the USSR was our mortal enemy, what with their grey clothes and drab efficiency. But ever since Ronald Reagan personally punched down the Berlin wall with his bare fists, more and more it seems like Russians are actually just like us with funny haircuts minus human emotions. And that’s what this trailer for Forbidden Reality is like. It’s all in Russian, but all the slow motion, bullet-time, and Matrix-y special effects seem familiar and comforting, like eating warm apple pie on your cowboy horse. Their synopsis:
Based on the novel by very popular sci-fi writer Vasiliy Golovachev, the film tells a story of an agent betrayed by his partner when transporting new psychic weapon. Believed to be dead, he escapes and takes new identity so he can live in peace far away. But later he is forced to return to Moscow to confront a secret organization, led by his former partner, that attempts to use the dangerous weapon in order to take control over the country. Now he is a key figure in the battle between forces of darkness and light. [QuietEarth]
My synopsis: A dude transforms into a lion! OO WHA-AA AA-AA!
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HOW’S TASTES MY CGI?
DUDE! You better get us a podcast!
In Soviet Russia, Michael Bay blows you… no wait that’s not right…
How tastes your CGI?…I think Evgeni Malkin knows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPEljV0egOM
You sound like a mix between Grover and Denzel Washington
But you still won’t appear on The AfterPOON Drive. Tsk tsk.
At least, like, you don’t say “like” after every thought.
Vince sounds like Gilbert Godfrey grunt-fucking a cat that is in heat, right after they all huffed a helium balloon.
Maybe my russian is a little rusty…but why did everybody keep saying they just saved a lot of money by switching to Geico?
Vince’s mouth is too lazy to say his R’s correctly, but if you were Vince’s mouth you’d be lazy too.
Screw you guys. I hate talking on the phone.
I know that voice… Vince, did you used to work for 1-900-PASSION?
You’ll be able to hear me on the Big O & Duke Show…
You’ll get the “Big-O” when I put it in your “Duke” chute…
I liked the fact that you sounded candid but slightly confused during the interview, kinda like that time i woke up with a condom in my ass.
PODCAST! NOW, SPACEMONKEY!
Donk, it was 1-900-MAN-FUCK.
At least that’s what my phone bill says…..
I’d rather see that guy turn into Russian MiG’s: “(incomprehensible Russian) THE BLONDE!!”
Vince’s voice is like getting your ear made love to by a truncheon, lubed up with hydrochloric acid, while “Into the Night” by Benny Mardones plays in the background.
Vince’s voice has the depth of an Eddie Murphy movie
If Cottonelle ever makes softer toilet paper, they’ll have to replace Zach Braff with Vince to do that puppy’s voice.
Did you get your little sister to do the interview for you?
Happy Birthday Gary Busey!
Podcast here, Fek: http://www.wjfk.com/pages/1475942.php
Ugh, I should’ve had a few drinks before hand. Silly me thinking I could work sober.
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