EEK, FINAL DESTINATION IS REAL!
06.12.09When I saw those ads for the Final Destination movies, I always just assumed it was gore porn for stupid people. Little did I know… THE STORIES WERE TRUE!
An Italian woman who arrived late for the Air France plane flight that crashed in the Atlantic last week has been killed in a car accident, it has been reported.
Johanna Ganthaler, a pensioner from Bolzano-Bozen province, had been on holiday in Brazil with her husband Kurt and missed Air France Flight 447 after turning up late at Rio de Janeiro airport on May 31.
All 228 people aboard lost their lives after the plane crashed into the Atlantic four hours into its flight to Paris.
The ANSA news agency reported that the couple had managed to pick up a flight from Rio the following day. It said that Ms Ganthaler died when their car veered across a road in Kufstein, Austria, and swerved into an oncoming truck. Her husband was seriously injured. [TimesOnline]
Pensioner – that means hot twenty something, right? In the movies, death only cares about you if you’re hot and young. But it seems, try as it might, it hasn’t finished the job on her husband. And Death is intent on collecting the souls of the ones who cheated it. I smell sequel. …Oh, and uh, my condolences to the family or whatever.


This is like the time that I was going to bang this really hot chick but I got too drunk and then the next night I got head from a fat chick. Weird how the universe plays out.
This is just like that time that I really wanted pizza for lunch but then I ended up having it for dinner.
I need more details before judging if this was the work of the invisible angel of death or just what happens when you put an old woman behind the wheel of a car.
That tag is in need of a Jesse James style overhaul. How about “Life imitating shit?”
She’s obviously not American if they refer to her as a “pensioner.”
This is like the time I went to see Final Destination 1 and ran out the theater before I blew my brains out, but then was berated by 3 sequels which relentlessly were trying to get me to finish the job.
Also, Chasity Bono having surgery to have her clitoris sliced in two and turned inside out thus forming a penis is a lot like the plot of Meet the Spartans.
The hillllllls are alive with the sound of imminent death.
The shooting at the Holocaust Museum is a lot like the plot of Mel Gibson’s dream last night.
My guess is that they were having a lively discussion and the driver forgot his hands were still on the wheel while he was talking, causing it to swerve uncontrollably.
Just admit it, Lince, you like girls in green undies with dirty little asses.
My grandmother almost got hit by a bus once. Then, 25 years later, she got cancer and died.
ADMIT IT, YOU SICK FUCK!
Cute girl wearing ass crack riding underwear near a sofa…god bless America.